Alabama Baked Potato

The act of having sex in an oven (often 350 degrees), and afterwards rolling in bacon and smuthering eachother in ranch dressing. After that, the go eat baked potatoes and give eachother black names.

Brad: Yo' I banged Danielle last night, she was delicous and i ended up calling her Sha'NayNay!

Scott: That sounds like a delicous alabama baked potato!

by CoolFatandWhite April 20, 2011

Potato Dance

A cross between the 'Willy Dance' & 'River Dance'.

To be performed usually by people of an Irish disposition & particularly upon leaving the bath or shower.

Michael Flatley has got nothing on this one, Potato Dance!

by Potato-Dancer June 15, 2011

Irish Potato

While having sex doggy style, the man pushes his nuts along with his dong into the woman's cooter.

Gianluca gave Nikki Nikkateen an Irish Potato.

by BigMoHammer June 14, 2011

Arkansas Donkey Potato

razorbacks engaged in anal sex when they're about to ejaculate they punch the lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm better while grabbing your own boobs with potatoes.

Chris Yang gave Miguel an Arkansas Donkey Potato, even though Stephanie and Ina warned Miguel not to talk to Chris. Poor Miguel.

by Georgia Appleseed March 2, 2010

Mashed Potatos and Gravy

Human seimen smothered all over female breasts.

The HO had gravy all over her Mashed Potatos when her Husband caught her with him.

by mad as hell May 31, 2004

onion fried potatoes

The best freaking food made by man. These delectable appetizers are, like, seriously eaten by God.

person hi God, what are those things?
God well they are onion fried potatoes
(at which point you hear angels singing)
person O MY GOODNESS!!! gimme some!!
God never!!

by Caitlin (MT) June 23, 2008

Mississippi potato pie

When a man erotically shoves mashed potatoes in a girls vagina and then has sex with her.

Kurt: last weekend me and Kate did the Mississippi potato pie, and I had flys on my dick for a week.

by Everythingzen March 8, 2015