Beam-Team

a tag team duo of shimbazzlers that attend the University of Kentucky and tend to smash bottles of Jim Beam to the face with out reason, pay, or explanation with furious and tenatious speed and superior tactics.

Person: Yo mouse, we should challenge those shimbazzlers to a drink off.

Person 2: Are you serious man? Thats the Beam-Team!

by Swedish Grundig June 28, 2009

Dream Team

When a team in any sport consists of players high above the rest of the competition
eg. 1992 Men's Basketball Team,2009 Barcelona

Josh: Yo we made a fucking Dream Team

David: Yeah bro these mfs are about to get destroyed

by FadedIsCool January 28, 2023

bus team

In fantasy sports, especially Fantasy Premier League, the provisional team you pick very early on in a gameweek that will do the job in the event - e.g. being hit by a bus - you are unable to tinker with the team selection closer to the deadline when you have more information to base selections decisions on. Coined by the Always Cheating podcast.

I set my bus team as soon as I can. You never know.

by Oliver Säger August 21, 2024

team asylum

The team of Asylum seeker's that jumped over-board off their ship in the Tampa Crisis.

"Go Team Asylum!"

by Diego June 11, 2006

team luck

When you get to be on the same team as your friend or someone who is really good at the game

Joe was so happy because he got to be on the same team as his friend amogsus. Joe has got team luck

by Rayman999 October 19, 2021

Carmel boys hockey team

Oh my fucking arse bro. These kids are so annoying and loud and can’t shut up. Them and all their little friends. Deacon, Ryan cap, Vince Holmes, Tommy both of them, that whole group, please close your mouth and don’t speak for the next 6 days. Yall so irrelevant I can’t even remember your names. I just know you by your ugly faces and loud annoying voices. I’ll never understand how someone can be so cocky yet your face looks like it just got ran over by a bus and then got sprayed with a 2 year old can of old spice that your mommy bought you cause you stunk of BO. Btw, making fun of and laughing at the “weird kids” doesn’t make you look cool or funny. It’s embarrassing annoying and cringey to everyone else. Yall are the only ones laughing. Ps why do you all date within the same friend group. Yall boutta inbreed atp. Maia and Molly?

I hate the Carmel boys hockey team, they’re not even good. I hope they crack they heads on the ice

by ccanonymous January 21, 2025

Team Joe

A person who ascribes to the political belie that what they believe to be true is also common sense and therefore good public policy. This person will generally show great confusion when others disagree with them. Objectively their opinions would be widely regarded as conservative yet they themselves claim they are centre left.

My uncle mentioned he was on Team Joe he says he feels sorry for poor people but doesn't know what more can be done for them

by Joe Hilderbrand September 7, 2020