Nerd

n.
1. one whose kewlness is measured by him or herself alone -- often taking the fashionista-mentality and skewing it 37 degree to the left.

2. one whose insane brainmass is a burden which causes slackerish behavior, the inability to act ala the underground man, and a fiendish desire for sex and booze that serve to deaden the atlasianic load of said brainmass.

yo, that ain't a skid, that's a nerd.

by Nerd76 October 15, 2006

nerd level

1. The level of nerdiness of a person, ranked on a scale from 1 to 5.
2. Various other defintions by people who I'm betting have met me online.

Level 5 Nerd, please stop making sense;it makes being a liberal too hard.

by Level5Nerd July 12, 2003

nerdbag

(noun)

A) Term used mostly in a derogative way towards someone that radiates nerd.

One who probably:
1. is into anime
2. likes a lot of sci-fi
3. plays World of Warcraft or Dungeons & Dragons on a day-to-day basis
4. goes cosplaying
5. has more than four (4) gaming systems, some of which are not even manufactured anymore
6. trading cards?
etc.

Nerdbag 1: "Dude, what time is it? We might miss the 3 am raid!"

by Isor December 25, 2008

nerd

someone who is inferior at a videogame, used as a way to put someone down.

(after a teammate performs badly) wow you fricken nerd!

by clutchisgood January 29, 2009

nerd appeal

Nerd appeal is having your pants hangin below so your bloomers show. Having your hat to one side(like someone slaped you upside the head) or the other, you know nerds they think if it looks stupid it must be cool. Wearing shorts too long. Yea you know nerds they wear their pants too short and their shorts too long. Not always having a pocket protector.

Yo, see that nerd, he needs a mommy to help dress him and pull his pants up for him, now that is nerd appeal!

Did you see that nerds underware? Yea man, like he must not have any thing to support, dead give away wearing those nerd bloomers. I remember when only women wore them! Yep, nerd appeal, being out of sink with the world.

by ABSOLUTE TRUTH March 29, 2007

Nerd

Not eve remotely dorky.

"Dude, hes such a nerd. Did you see him at the party last night?"

by breinke October 20, 2009

urban dictionary nerd

1. a person who, when they dont know what a sexual related word means, they look it up on urban dictionary

2. a person who is compulsive at looking at or adding words ot urban dictionary

Mike: Dude, that kid is such an urban dictionary nerd.
Joe: Why?
Mike: He didn't know what a queef was so he looked it up on urbandictionary.com

by E.J. Wells March 24, 2009