Muddy Neck

when you are performing anal sex with your significant other and get shit dick and they proceed to give you oral sex directly after

Hey Babe, tryna give me some muddy neck later?

by shermanator615 July 03, 2024

Neck Abs

Another way to say “Adam’s apple” when you are too flustered by a worldwide handsome man. Also, English is a stupid language.

Coined by Twitter user @ot7religion in a now viral tweet praising BTS’s vocalist and official visual Kim Seokjin’s concept photo for BTS’s upcoming single Butter.

“SEOKJIN PLS YOUR NECK ABS?? IS SUPER SEXY”

by 5eva May 13, 2021

Turbo necking

Someone who kisses in full view of others.

Kissing over enthusiastically on the dance floor In full view of others - would be deemed to be turbo necking.

by Gang reen June 30, 2015

Trinity Turkey Neck

The Trinity Turkey Neck is accomplished by having your partner sit on your shoulders facing you. You then take the entirety of his cock down your throat to the point his balls are draping over your chin. At this point you prance around the neighborhood like a turkey.

We had to call the game warden last week, turns out it was just Denis and Bill practicing the Trinity Turkey Neck.

by FyffandSG November 12, 2021

meek neck

Someone with an abnormally long & wafer thin neck.

Oliver: Dude Whats wrong with that girls neck?

Chris: Meek.

Oliver: Meek?

Chris: Indeed, like Ostrich Swan neck.

Oliver: Oh I see! Looks really strange.

Chris: Yeah it is, she got meek neck.

by CorbyCorbett August 02, 2011

Neck diaper

Another word for a bib that is commonly worn by babies

Look at that neck diaper, its so festive!

by Dugly November 05, 2020

crotch neck

An ill-defined region of the male pudendum which serves as a transit depot -- or toll plaza if you will -- for all manner of venereal diseases. When stimulated the crotch neck vibrates violently, changes hue, and develops mucusy lesions. Do not socially interface with anyone you suspect may possess a crotch neck.

His crotch neck gleamed, glistened even in the light of the crescent moon, yet stank of unknown quantities of putrid anal discharge.

by Gayson Crotchowits August 02, 2008