Malteser Moments

When a brunette has a blond moment. For example being Brunett on the outside blond on the inside like a Malteser.

OMG I Just had such a Malteser Moments

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by gingeesmith December 7, 2010

Samira Moment

To have a Samira Moment means you have a moment of blank thought

I just ate my own booty hole, I must be having a Samira Moment

by xxx69BOOTYEATER69xxx November 12, 2019

Mug Moment

When you reach peak enlightenment, occurs after an extended period of nofap.

Person 1:" dude I'm on a 2 month streak of nofap!"

Person 2: "that's a mug moment!"
Person 1: "it truly is a mug moment."

by BurgerKingBruhMoment2 April 9, 2022

ok moment

When someone says anything and you have no opinion.

Friend: Hey I just got 13 kills in Fortnite!
Me: ok moment

by nogpidd March 26, 2019

"qvc" moment

its like the shopping channel

why are you guys showing me your jewellery what's this a "qvc" moment

by serena white October 6, 2003

Olivia moment

Similar to a blonde moment. An act of great stupidity or retardedness.

Guy: im going to paint a self portrait
Girl: WAIT, of who?????
Guy: I think you just had an olivia moment. Unlucky

by Winbuy August 5, 2011

Maury Moment

1. Normally happens when a girl calls you and tells you she is pregnant with your baby.

2. When a "father's" baby is born and he sees it for the first time, he swears it isn't his and requests a paternity test.
3. When a girl goes through her contact list calling every man to tell him she is pregnant with his baby.

"I got a phone call the other day from this chick I slept with a month ago... I think she was having a Maury Moment!"

Doctor: "Rough day today, some guy was running around screaming having a Maury Moment."

by scooter cake May 3, 2011