Jon Jones

To strike someone, particularly to elbow them.

I will Jon Jones you bitch, stay back.

by Ken Kamuy June 6, 2024

Designed-Jones

1) An intentional actions that results in an unexpected positive outcome, originating from NFL quarterback Daniel Jones' occasional ability to perform unexpectedly well. 2) In philosophy, a purpose driven action that results in net good for the universe.

"I took that test thinking I would fail it; but I got an 'A'. Looks like I pulled off another designed-jones."

The humanitarian organization's efforts, though labor intensive, have proven to be a designed-jones for the local community.

by Thatwick September 26, 2024

Michael Jones

a shitty history teacher at freedom school who's a dick. no one likes this guy.

Man I fucking hate Michael Jones' class!
friend: yeah me too!

by TheD1ddl3r December 3, 2024

Isaac Jones

Aline Meta

Isaac jones Alien meta

by Ashton's nan aka toby December 12, 2024

Jon Jones

Is a foot taller than everyone he fights and is broader than everyone. Jordan, you just don't want women to lose to men. You want you to be better than me and you want that to mean that your piece of shit wife and slut of a daughter are better than me by extentsion. You are not that. None of the things you are saying are true. Empathy isn't being weaponized against you. You are doing half of the empathy and then instead of doing the other half you are crying like a bitch repeatedly. You ARE (however) deliberately choosing people who's stories are similar (if they are true at all) and the people around me ARE IN FACT making reference to the things I do in private in a way that mirrors the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia.

Hym "Jordan these trannies are not even undefeated in the sports they occupy. If the competitive advantage they have do no exceed the advantage Jon Jones has over his light heavyweight opponents? Someone else is going to pay the price for you doing this to me and that will only be because I can't get to you myself. You need to accept that you are wrong Jordan."

by Hym Iam December 12, 2024

Erik Jones

The GOAT of all mid-pack drivers! At the time of writing, TWO Southern 500 victories, coming in 2019 and 2022 respectively. Also the greatest rookie of all time! NO ONE but him has all THREE Rookie of the Year Awards!

Man Erik Jones is ass, he's running 20th every week!
Shut the hell up he is running 20th in shitty equipment he's my GOAT!

by prielthericeco January 13, 2025

jack jones

the most handsome dude you will ever fucking meet

look at jack jones and how he pulls all the hoes at adr

by a random girl2424424 January 20, 2025