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James theory 

The universe began as the size of a pin head,extremely dense and hot.
As it got hotter the particles inside vibrated more and more until eventually nuclear fission occured, splitting everything inside it into two and creating infinite chain reactions. Eventually forming our solar system.
James theory prooved nuclear fission occured during the big bang.
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james blond 

The name given to Daniel Craig, who plays James Bond in the 6th Bond Movie, Casino Royale. Many picky asswhipe critics say that Craig is a terrible James Bond because his hair is blond unlike all the Bonds before him, but I personally think he is very good.
Idiot: So have you seen Casino Royale yet with Daniel Craig as James Blond.

Me: Other than the fact that your question had no question mark at the end of it, I am going to point out that I think Craig is a splendid James Bond and he is a great actor, perfectly portraying the younger, more reckless Bond while still being smooth and stylish, and that you should not judge an actor's acting ability by the color of his hair alone.

Idiot: But he's BLOND!

Me: I'm going to have a hard time not killing you...
james blond by Maverick1224 December 7, 2006

james jones 

Lucy: Look, theres James Jones!
Assorted Person: Awesome!
james jones by Hoopfox August 31, 2006

James Madison Memorial Highschool 

Best Damn High school in the state of Wisconsin. Also it has the damn best Basketball program in the state of Wisconsin. They have gone to state every year since 2000.

Their mascot is the Spartan and the name of the mascot is Bruce the Spartan.

Annually, this school is the best school academically and has at least 5 ivy league acceptance letters, and at least one division 1-A letters for either football, basketball or baseball.
person A: You go to James Madison Memorial Highschool?
person B: Yea, why?
person A: Cool, I wish I was a Spartan

Person C: Hey I go to West
person D: you must be asian

James Hird 

An Essendon Superstar voted the 3rd greatest champion of Essendon. Won the 1996 Brownlow medal and captained Essendon's 2000 premiership victory. There are no words to really describe how good this guy is.
James Hird by Kevin Sheedy June 14, 2006

James Blunt 

1) A Singer with floppy brown hair, who sings like a woman.
2) Cockney rhyming slang for c**t.

Org. South London
1) Have you bought the new James Blunt album? Its very moving.
2) Oi Mate, stop being such a James (Blunt).