A phrase commonly used by frumpy,white Middle American women, (usually 30+ and wear mom pants, also see soccer moms) as a euphemism for "the shit hits the fan".
A soccer mom having a cell phone conversation mid sentence: ".......and that's when the fit hit the shan."
Black guy overhearing the conversation also on a cellphone:" Yo man, I just heard this white bitch talkin bout "the fit hit the shan" and shit."
Black guy on the line: "You sure she didn't say "the shit hit the fan"?
Black guy1: "Nah man, that bitch straight out said "the fit hits the shan!"
Black guy overhearing the conversation also on a cellphone:" Yo man, I just heard this white bitch talkin bout "the fit hit the shan" and shit."
Black guy on the line: "You sure she didn't say "the shit hit the fan"?
Black guy1: "Nah man, that bitch straight out said "the fit hits the shan!"
by alstin January 4, 2010
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by Krytonic Chronic March 6, 2005
Get the man sized hit mug.by Anonymous October 3, 2003
Get the planes hit the towers mug.Jake took 2 hits of acid.
He started to feel good, so he decided to take 2 more.
Someone said 4 hits in shock and he interpretted it as take 4 more.
So he took 4 more.
Here is his legend.
People were playing ps3 when Jake suddenly threw his snapple bottle,which he had named "sunny", to the ground. Someone attempted to pick it up and Jake stopped him saying "NO! he knows why he's there".
Jake wanted to go to the grocery store to get food, but no one else would go. This kid from Kentucky helped Jake to the store even though he didn't know where he was going. While Jake was walking through the parking lot, he saw the concrete as a giant checkerboard. Each square on the checkerboard changed colors when he stepped on it.
Jake was in the back yard, he saw turtles and said "hey turtles what are you guys doing", they said "oh we're dining...we're dining in." he said "ok cool". He picked a plant out of the ground and put it in a bucket of water and it started growing in his hand.
Jake was in the bathroom and saw a girl's hair on the floor and thought it was snakes and thought they were all over him so he got in the shower.
He started to feel good, so he decided to take 2 more.
Someone said 4 hits in shock and he interpretted it as take 4 more.
So he took 4 more.
Here is his legend.
People were playing ps3 when Jake suddenly threw his snapple bottle,which he had named "sunny", to the ground. Someone attempted to pick it up and Jake stopped him saying "NO! he knows why he's there".
Jake wanted to go to the grocery store to get food, but no one else would go. This kid from Kentucky helped Jake to the store even though he didn't know where he was going. While Jake was walking through the parking lot, he saw the concrete as a giant checkerboard. Each square on the checkerboard changed colors when he stepped on it.
Jake was in the back yard, he saw turtles and said "hey turtles what are you guys doing", they said "oh we're dining...we're dining in." he said "ok cool". He picked a plant out of the ground and put it in a bucket of water and it started growing in his hand.
Jake was in the bathroom and saw a girl's hair on the floor and thought it was snakes and thought they were all over him so he got in the shower.
by dubducket$ February 26, 2008
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Person 1: I can't believe that i have to do that.
Person 2: Yeah, thats what i call hit em in the brown.
Person 1: Looks like lil pookie is going to jail.
Person 2: Yeah, they are going to hit em in the brown.
Person 2: Yeah, thats what i call hit em in the brown.
Person 1: Looks like lil pookie is going to jail.
Person 2: Yeah, they are going to hit em in the brown.
by TB semper fi December 7, 2010
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Bert: Ya he deffinately just got Hit With The Bant Stick
Bert: Ya he deffinately just got Hit With The Bant Stick
by Zakkius Rex May 6, 2007
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Dilly: It sucked! It was a total testicle festival. Yo! There goes another verbal platinum hit, courtesy of yours truly.
Dilly: It sucked! It was a total testicle festival. Yo! There goes another verbal platinum hit, courtesy of yours truly.
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009
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