boob glasses

A dark pair of sunglasses that permits one to stare at ones boobs without the risk of getting caught

Dude, check out those Norks!!

I can't, I left my boob glasses at home.

That was silly wasn't it. It's boob central!

by Spunky McSpunkerson December 26, 2016

eye glasses

When you jizz in someone's eye so much that it forms a thick layer of glass and becomes the subjects glasses

Woah I heard Sydney got a nice pair of eye glasses last night Sydney

by Mikev646 March 24, 2017

W5 GLASSES WIPES

u use the piece of shit to clean ur glasos m8t

Guy 1: Look at this!
Guy with glasses: wait i need to clean my glasses with those W5 GLASSES WIPES

by This Username is mine September 5, 2017

3D GLASSES

A new way for Hollywood to shit on movie viewers ...

Shit, I can't see it's all blurry! It's those @#$%@#$@#$ 3D glasses again!

by Blinkless April 19, 2018

yogurt glasses

To cum around someone’s eyes like a pearl necklace

I splooged around her eyes and gave a set of yogurt glasses

by Yogurt glasses January 26, 2018

Beau Glassey

The weirdest guy you will ever meet. He has had multiple ex girlfriends and likes to show off. Beau is the type of guy who everyone finds weird, and he will try to show off but it doesn't end up working. Beau wants to have a girlfriend one day, and people from his primary school will probably say no to his date.

That Beau Glassey over there is such a show off.

by hello there m8 November 13, 2018

Venus Glassing

An instance where a wifely figure is blamed for releasing fog-demons in an elevator. Also appropriate-and more well known-for the sounds emitted from the bathroom in the morning. I.e fogged mirrors from fog-demons.

'Honey...were those barking spiders or were you venus glassing again?'

*points at wife in elevator* 'she really enjoys venus glassing. It wasnt me'

by A Minnesotan November 20, 2018