Chris Muir 

A cartoonist; author of the comic day by day. His comics strips are often crude, offensive, racist, homophobic and sexist. He frequently uses his comics to voice his disdain for CNN, affirmative action, and feminism. His cartoons are usually not funny and more often than not, make no sense whatsoever and appear to be written by a 3rd grader for whom English is a second language. Most of the cartoons that actually make sense are creepy in a patriarchal/fetish sort of way.

Whenever I want to laugh at a repug, I visit Chris Muir's gross and offensive cartoon strip.

Chris Muir by Nicole Brice December 31, 2007

chris crocker 

A gay myspace celebrity. Who happends to be a cross dresser, and makes tons of videos for youtube and myspace on how he feels about certain topics.
In other words: He's real.

Chris Crocker: Bitch please!

chris crocker by becca182xxx October 28, 2007

Chris Brown 

v. To beat up.

"I Chris Browned that bitch last night!"

Chris Brown by zeno twa March 31, 2009

Chris Woods 

a famous porn star from the late 50's. the first person to be caught on film giving multiple women an orgasm at the same time.

man i got these two fine hotties and i pulled a chris woods last night!

Chris Woods by Sargonis October 8, 2008

Chris Browned 

When a skank is harassing a man and wont stop, he might slap her around a little bit to silence her. This can be referred to as "Chris Browning" a hoe.

This bitch was totally annoying me, I threatened to "Chris Brown" her ass.

This girl pissed me off the other day and I totally chris browned her ass, she didnt get up.

Chris Browned by Kyle Howitt February 25, 2009

Chris Brown'd 

1.To be beaten up

2.Beaten up especially in order to be taught a lesson/corrected

Person 1:Dude! What happened to Rihanna's face?
Person 2: Oh, I heard she got Chris Brown'd

Chris Brown'd by jr12 February 18, 2009

Chris Brown 

Verb: The act of violently beating your sexual partner after finding out that you got an STD from them.

"I Chris Browned my wife when she told me she had herpes 3 days after I giggoogidied her gaflavity with my googus."

Chris Brown by rednynja December 27, 2009