orange brick

A person who tries to run a artsy Instagram account with their I-phone taking photos of casual random objects with a photo app probably called 'Retro Film' and then uses a caption we all know they got of Google

Oh her Instagram is a orange brick

by Flw003 April 19, 2018

Hot Brick

When you accidentally send or receive a neurotic or sexual photo to, or from a relative.

"Did you hear about Jason last week?"

"No."
"He totally got Hot Bricked by his sister!"
"Oh s*%#!"

by trixisforkids3 April 21, 2018

Buttneck Brick

When it's so cold outside your butt, neck and all extremities are in danger of hypothermia.

"Yo Jeff if I were you I'd call out of work tmrw, it's bout to be buttneck brick."

by thehunnamedbun April 23, 2018

Squishy brick wall

A person wearing 7 layers of clothes. If punched it feels like punching a squishy brick wall.

Wow Cody you feel like a squishy brick wall.

by Jon9715 February 5, 2018

thicc brick

A modification of the phrase "brick" as in a long time. "Thicc" denotes an even longer period of time.

"Damn, that chem test took me a thicc brick to finish."

by woggadoggadooo May 9, 2018

Batch Bricker

n. A Batch Bricker or a .bat Bricker is an extremely malicious and violent script exploit, primarily for the Windows operating system, which firstly executes a .bat script disguised as a legitimate file to delete all system files and critical program data on the C: drive, all .ini files, all registry files and corrupts/deletes the MBR so that the HDD cannot be recovered and the computer will no longer boot up. While doing this it glues the cursor to an area of the screen and disables the user from being able to move the mouse without the mouse returning to the glued position. This exploit has been around since DOS and is extremely dangerous in that it can easily be disguised as a legitimate file such as an image, sound file or installation wizard. It is also dangerous in that it can easily be accidentally opened via mouse click. This type of attack has reduced in popularity because it is outrageously illegal and produces nothing valuable for the attacker other than the knowledge he irreparably damaged a computer. Only the most evil of evil would use this attack. Advancements in anti-virus software have made the detection of this type of attack easily preventable. Even modern free anti-virus softwares will detect and quarantine/neutralize this type of attack. The best means of avoiding this attack is to practice discretion when downloading files from the internet and scanning the files before any attempts at execution are made.

Unfortunately, my client name redacted has fallen victim to a batch bricker, has lost all his data and will now have to purchase a new computer system. The culprit was the downloading of, in his own words, a file which would clean out viruses and make his computer run faster. Despite the site being very suspect, even by the standards of a computer illiterate individual, the man went ahead and downloaded the malicious filed and opened it without question. Don't be like name redacted, scan your files before use.

by bewbays March 18, 2018

yellow brick chode

When a girl follows all her hopes and dreams her whole entire life only to find out the guy she wants to marry has a chode (normally less than 12 inches)

I was frustrated, I spent my entire life to find a guy I wanted to marry but he had a yellow brick chode

by carrie jackson May 15, 2018