Smol Bean 

Someone who is too tiny and cute for this world. Like Josh Dun and Tyler Joseph

Oh my! Tyler is such a smol bean!

Smol Bean by summer sunshine13 May 13, 2017

coffee bean 

A Black woman's clitoris regardless of size.

"Ohhh- weee look at that phat coffee bean, smashin up against her panties! It's makin bean juices. Thang huge as hell, finna drench her undies or bust out! Thuck, I can't wait!"

coffee bean by atm TJ July 30, 2019

big bean burrito 

When a giant Mexican has anal sex with a white man after eating Taco Bell.

Micheal gave his lover a big bean burrito.

big bean burrito by AngelDelMuerto May 20, 2014

A bean 

To be one hundred with another, also know as real and being honest with another person.

Imma keep it A BEAN with you I ate all your food yesterday

A bean by Tyrob_ November 12, 2019

calm your bean 

'Calm your bean' is a phrase coined in the summer by an anonymous Irani lateral thinker. The term was constructed in a peaceful protest of a lack in chillness in a situation. It can be used both in a friendly, casual manner, however if the tone is moulded into one with more irritation, then it can also be a phrase which can boldly demand someone to calm down. The phrase holds incredible power, especially when delivered with a slightly delayed liasonesque pace.

Crazy broad - What did you just say young man?

Anonymous Irani - Calm your bean lady!

calm your bean by Anonymous Irani October 28, 2004

Sad Bean 

Sad Bean

P1: “Hey, did you see that chick the other day? She described herself as a sad bean..”
P2: “Sad bean? Don’t you mean suicidal teen who hates life but doesn’t consider it bad enough to kill themselves?”
P3: “ooor, a cute person who likes cats and is unusually short?”
P1: “Ahhhh I see, well, she’s a solid 10/10.”

Sad Bean by horror-bish October 1, 2018

Eat the Bean 

While having anal sex, the guy pulls his dick out of his partners ass to find a piece of poop on it. Upon finding the poop, he makes his partner eat it off the end of his dick.

Angela sure like to Eat the Bean after I finish fucking her in the ass.

Eat the Bean by J.M.B. January 12, 2008