alexander

best boyfriend in the freaking world who will make and buy you twix and nutella sandwiches no matter what and also smells like coconut from all his curly hair products AND GIVES THE BEST HUGS

“oh my gosh alexander is such a good boyfriend”
“girl shut the fuck up all you do is talk about him”
“…”

by bmil02 February 20, 2025

Alexander Conroy

Alexander Conroy has the biggest and veiniest cock of all time with the longest hairs on his balls that even he can't see his own dick. Alexander Conroy was a damn mess. The guy couldn't walk five feet without tripping over his own bullshit. He once tried to fix a toaster and somehow set his entire kitchen on fire—like, how the hell does that even happen? If there was an award for being a clueless idiot, he’d have a goddamn trophy case full of them. But hey, at least he had enthusiasm, even if it was mostly for making terrible decisions and blaming them on "bad luck."

P1: I fucked your mum last night
Alexander Conroy: And i have your family in my chained to the bed in my sex dungeon lying on the floor after last night.

by Tawfik (Fik-"Whats Tasmania?") March 27, 2025

Alexandy

Alexandy is the type of girl who will reach for what she wants and won't give up until she gets it. At first she can be shy and act all innocent but she'll eventually warm up to you and be the most kindest girl you will ever meet. She can be cute and pretty some times but if you don't treat her the way she treats you she'll be very mean towards you. Shes still very kind and warming, her soul is very beautiful and she has a lot of love to give, people some times call her hot and sexy and she's very popular with people.

Oh look Alexandy is coming .
Ohhh I know her she's very nice.

by Cutie PATOOTIE:3 March 30, 2025

Alexandra&

Alexandra is the type of girl that will copy everything you do and call it her own. She has a very kind soul and the amount of love she shows to you is something you prayed for years. She is the most beautiful girl you'll ever see and she will stand out in a room full of girls. Her eyes are something out of this world. You can stare at her for ages and still have more love for her. She will make your future more brighter. She makes you laugh and feel good about yourself. She's one of a kind.

Alexandra& - she will laugh at stupid jokes like "pov the milkman is at your door, hey do you guys sell rats"

by Milkman8907 April 30, 2025

Alexander from the nile

A kid that is obsessed with children, he is so in love with kids its so amazing perverted, he could be a pedophile (allegedly) but we don't know for sure (there is definite signs agreeing with this accusation) he called me a freaky n word

Hey Alexander Jones?
Alexander from the nile: Freaky N****, how long till she turns 18?

by kanter88 May 1, 2025

Alexander

Sexy autistic white guy who’s good with any instrument he touches. Average size dick and likes raping men named Diego.

Look at Alexander going ham on Diego

by Tminusnine May 5, 2025

Alexander Vartan

Alexander Vartan is an American-metal musician and multi-instrumentalist based in Massachusetts. He plays drums, guitar, bass, piano and does vocals. He is attending Berklee College of Music. He is the son of Samuel Vartan, a Greek-Armenian fashion designer known for his work in Boston.

He recently released a single titled "Forever In Your Eyes", a 10-minute track (available on Apple Music, Spotify and other platforms) dedicated to his girlfriend. His earlier release, "Chain-Breaker", is also available on all platforms. Vartan is active on social media platforms like Instagram and TikTok, where he shares music updates and personal moments, including a visit to Montreal.

You can visit his Youtube channel or find his music on major streaming platforms to learn more about Alexander Vartan.

Person 1: So who is your favorite artist?
Person 2: Definitely Alexander Vartan!
Person 1: Good choice, he's awesome.

by monikaii May 6, 2025