Your dad

used in only this specific situation...

Stupid horse girl: What did y'all do this weekend? Crackheads like me: Your dad
Stupid horse girl: I don't get it, I meant like an activity...

by yourdadthiqq69 August 30, 2019

dAd pOo

Normally called a logger,reeks and is one of the #worst ones

Although MY mum is 5% worse

“Dad-I need the toilet

Mum-we’re getting a divorce
Me-at least it means I don’t have to smell THAT whopper of a dAd pOo

by Weird fish weird bishhh September 1, 2019

Dad

The dude you fuck restlessly behind someone's back, not a daddy cuz daddy's have money

"I'm going to see my dad again"

by Yobro21 September 8, 2019

dad

A person who makes bad dad jokes

Wow holden that was a real dad joke u dweeb

by toe freak September 10, 2019

Dad

The man that yells at you to hold the flashlight

Dad: Hold the fucking flashlight you spawn

by Carne_Fresca September 12, 2019

keep dad about it

Or in Merry Old England, they might say, "keep pup about it"... same thing: it means to speak freely about something.

If your "mum" knows when not to talk about something, are we to conclude that guys are more likely to "keep dad about it" --- i.e., verbosely divulge secrets --- than ladies are???

by QuacksO September 16, 2019

Dad

That one person that went to get milk but never came home.

Alright son I need to go to the store and get some milk be RIGHT back.The son”Ok Dad.

by Hithere65 September 24, 2019