monkey dad

The kind of dad that has his family and responibilitys on one hand but on the other he is kind of a slick person, who would collect "loose change" and flirt with your 12 y/o girlfriend.
But all in all he's a cool guy with a laidback attitude, like your cool uncle but he's your dad
wow your dad is such a monkey dad
by Niyuo August 15, 2017
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dad boner

A father's sudden rush of unearned pride in his child's physical achievements
"Last week in boxing, my son sparred with a full-grown man and completely held his own. I had a huge dad boner"
by ColonelKurtz April 15, 2021
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youtube dad

the dad if you dont have a dad! The one that teaches you stuff that your father would've teached you, but on youtube. For example how to change the motor oil or to replace a fuse in the fuse box! This father doesnt give you love but he really helps.
i dont have a dad, but i have a youtube dad that teaches me dad-stuff.
by hypn1c December 25, 2018
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black biological dad

When your white but you see your dad on tv at the oscars and he's black af
Wow I have a black biological daddy!
by Enemy men February 29, 2016
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No Dads for Hollywood

That was a No Dads for Hollywood moment
by The real Maggie M April 24, 2024
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Missionary Dad

A man who only dates women with children and financially steps in as the new father.
Zak Taylor is such a Missionary Dad...he moved into Emma’s house and pays for her 3 kids while the real dad lives down the street and has women roam his palace responsibility free.
by Cucktrainer November 02, 2019
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Natasha didn't fuck your dad

but you sure did
Boys who fuck their daddies and mommies. Natasha didn't fuck your dad. But you sure did
by THEREALNATASHA July 05, 2023
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