Respectful dick is a nice way to say, it wasn’t the best, but it’s doable. It’s gentle, doesn’t rearrange the guts, and you’ll be sure to walk into work the next day like nothing happened.
Jimmy’s girlfriend looks like she had a horrible night.
Yeah, he must have given her that respectful dick.
Yeah, he must have given her that respectful dick.
by BBCx3 June 27, 2018
"How's it going with (enter girls/guys name)?
"Great! Banged her in the turd cutter last night, but she gave me snicker dick."
"Great! Banged her in the turd cutter last night, but she gave me snicker dick."
by Dabbasaurus August 23, 2019
Send consensual dick pictures to people you’re comfortable with.
People this could be include:
• you’re boyfriend/girlfriend
• best friend
• side pieces
• special someone
People this could be include:
• you’re boyfriend/girlfriend
• best friend
• side pieces
• special someone
Person 1: May I send you a dick picture for national send dick picture day
Person2: feel free!
*person 1 sends*
Person2: feel free!
*person 1 sends*
by Dairylover69 November 11, 2020
As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"
Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"
Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"
Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
Fuck off chezzel dick.....
by Kiah reid October 06, 2018
So when you're really on the 2nd level at a Stadium Concert, you can use your Dick Extender to zoom in close enough to say you were standing right in front of his crotch.
by Darlnnikki February 02, 2010
by Hyphen_ July 05, 2020