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Dick

A male genitalia. A dick is something women love!!! It is also referred to an asshole.
by Cctfrfexded November 21, 2018
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Dick Cloud

When one has reached an age in life that his pubic hairs are white and once the penis is exposed it appears to be floating on a cloud.
Did you see that old mans dick ? It looked like a dick cloud.
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Eat ma dick nigga

Mostly used by black people when someone is talkin trash about you n you prove them wrong.
Jake: I ain’t gon lie you ass at tha game u neva gon win.

Duck: I just won eat ma dick nigga.
by hbk_dtt July 26, 2022
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dicked

To get punched real hard or badly in the face. Used a lot in my hood in Philadelphia. To be dicked is to be beaten in a fight.
Guy: Yo Jared was walking down the street yesterday and James came out of nowhere and dicked him right in his face.
by Spawn of Satan666 August 6, 2009
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It All Comes Down To Dick

Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.
Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.

Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.
by Toilette March 30, 2015
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jello dick

pretty obvious- a soft , mushy ,pathetic minuscule penis.usually presents itself at the most inopportune moment, during sex
aww its ok jello dick. there are some fuck pills in the drawer. see you in an hour
by burbman1969 April 13, 2021
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Micro-dick

A dick that is so small one would need a microscope to view it.
He had such a micro-dick I couldn’t even feel it in me.
by Ballhumper August 14, 2023
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