Un-engorged Wookie Tick Dick

The non engorged dick of Gary Matlock.

(Not to be confused with an engorged wookie tick dick)

Mike: Did you see Gary's dick?
John: Yeah thats his un-engorged wookie tick dick.

by Oscape September 21, 2021

The Moby Dick

When you proceed to have anal sex with an over weight person. You then ejaculate in there ass so they then can fart it out of there blowhole aka “butthole” so that the other partner may catch it in there mouth.

Bro you won’t believe what happened last night! I met this at my AA meeting and she told me she’s into The Moby Dick! It was gross.

by The Crusty beav September 21, 2021

Dick

You most likely don’t have it
Even if you are a dude.

Where’s your dick?
Dunno bruv

by Jamal Blackman September 21, 2021

just got DICKED!

Dicked - The act of being messed with or being pranked.

Beatrix: OMG! Someone just threw a HUGE pile of turtle diarrhea on Farnsworth!
Darrin: It sounds like he just got DICKED!
Beatrix: No doubt.

by Government Cheese Eater September 22, 2021

Dick

The best part of a man :)

GOD JACKSON HAS A NICE DICK✌️😈😩

by Marie_<3 September 22, 2021

Dick

Kind of big ice cream very tasty to suck.

Daughter: Momma I hungry
Mom: I got dick to suck for you.

by Fefe Jackson September 22, 2021

Disposable Dick

Welcome to the era of...
WOMEN ACTING LIKE MEN
Disposable Dick is bascially a penis that you smash and dash, use and abuse, hit and run. Dick that is not good enough for a relationship. But good enough to fuck .

Annie: You're new guy John is so cute you're so lucky

Bella: oh you can have him, he's disposable Dick

Annie: oh daddy yessssssssss

by Trolling ass bitch September 24, 2021