Dick Van Dyke

How the heck does this guy not die? He is 94 and still seems to be going on strong.

Dick Van Dyke is the new Chuck Norris

by WorseThanHitler November 22, 2020

dick nub

When a boys dick "usually fuck boys" is smaller than a muffin top

Omg Karen he has such a dick nub

by Boomba boom April 28, 2016

dick-posting

Composing a blog entry out of popular blog topics to get a higher read count.

My visitor rate is dwindling. I am feeling like dick-posting today.

by Eugene Ilyichev July 21, 2008

Marsh Dick

Similar to swamp ass. Used to describe sweaty front parts.

Yo baby, lemme shower first. I got some mad marsh dick goin' on.

by CrunchyDan November 18, 2015

dicking of a lifetime

It is a major fuck over, in fact it is so bad that it breaks the record. You have been screwed royally and tell your friends you got the dicking of a lifetime. Some who is found guilty for a crime they did not commit and spends 30 years in prison has received the dicking of a lifetime.

I purchased a co-op and the board gave me the dicking of a lifetime.

by Saint Marys Inferno February 02, 2016

dick muscling

to be ruffed up by someone's penis

Some people don't know when to quit dick muscling!

by jetgetswet September 11, 2014

ethical dick pic

sending someone a shlong shot to disrupt, expose, or otherwise publicly shame an evildoer mid deed

Lex ethical dick pic'd his cheating spouse, prematurely ending their "photo shoot" with a Hinge connect.

by wordwitchj September 15, 2023