Goofy ass nigga

Jaden Wesley-Branch

He is being a goofy ass nigga right now

by mikimine July 3, 2022

ass wholeness

1. The state or trait of being an asshole.

2. Success in following one’s bliss to such a state.

We find that tattoos with violent themes indicate ass wholeness.

by Bottom Ford, Esq September 20, 2012

Grab ass day

You can grab any girls ass on January 27th

You can grab any girls ass on January 27th grab ass day is a fun day for boys

by [e-mail] January 24, 2020

ass

the best part of a girl

nice ass lexi

by ligma0706 October 18, 2018

Bitch ass nigga

A person who cries like a bitch when they get pinched and they start crying or they think they are so fucking tough then they would cry so hard if even a 5 year old girl or boy hits them

Tough wannabe: im gonna beat your ass

Me: okay dude

Tough wannabe: don't tell me I warned you

Me: *pinches him*

Tough wannabe: cries like a bitch

Me: what a bitch ass nigga

by YourNeighborhoodDefinater December 2, 2024

Slap Ass Friday

An excuse made by teenage boys to sexually assault teenage girls in school hallways. This causes girls to hang their backpacks down low to cover their ass so that boys won't hit them. Nobody likes this except the perverted boys who participate and there are never any repercussions.

Boy: *slaps girls' asses in the hallway*
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!

by Smell_like.a.gertrude April 4, 2021

Bee up his ass

Definition: someone who does not care, is overly grumpy, and creates specific unhappiness and shitty behaviors toward others. Similar to a bug up my ass, but on the next level, as getting stung up your ass creates a serious reaction, as opposed to a bug just crawling around all up in your business. Bee up your ass.

Shannon: I can't believe what happen on my commute home from Denver today?
Mike: How do you mean?
Shannon: Some driver had a bee up his ass, and was trying to find a road rage fight

by Shannon307 November 7, 2018