When a divorced rough middle aged man catches you looking at his ass whilst he holds an item of choice
by Dr. ShrimpPuertoRico December 18, 2021
Get the Don't be looking at my assmug. Da humorously-pleasant phrase dat you smilingly tell a cute lady when you offer one of her delectable-to-handle body-parts (hands, arms, legs, feet, boobs, butt-cheeks, etc.) to a male companion who has accompanied you on your visit to said hot chick.
Performing da "I always share with my buddy" maneuver is a total "win-win" situation for everyone including da gal, since it means dat she will receive twice da soothing massages and/or loving touches dat she would have gotten if just you had been present to savor her warm softness.
by QuacksO August 7, 2021
Get the I always share with my buddymug. 1. To bother profusely. Usually asked as to why someone is crimping so hard.
2. To help in a jam or other situation that requires aid.
3. Misogynistic pick up line used with proper pronoun
2. To help in a jam or other situation that requires aid.
3. Misogynistic pick up line used with proper pronoun
1. Felicia got me buggin’, why she gotta crimp my curl so hard?
2. Girl, thank you for crimpin’ my curl on this one.
3. Eh babe, let me crimp yo’ curl
2. Girl, thank you for crimpin’ my curl on this one.
3. Eh babe, let me crimp yo’ curl
by DumbeeDydo July 2, 2018
Get the Crimp My Curlmug. by Money MT May 19, 2010
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Get the Nobody peek at my merbosmsmug. by Judge dredd7 July 8, 2012
Get the I was just testing my reflexesmug.