The Jihad
The Jihad by BoomBoomBoomIWantUInMyRoom June 13, 2018
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The Jam Scale
The jam scale is a method by which a song's quality may be determined subjectively, and ranges from 0-10. A song's jam rating is determined by several factors which themselves range from 0-10, and are averaged to achieve the final jam rating:
1. Verbal approval of the jam from the sample listening party.
2. Physical response to the jam (i.e. headbanging, toe-tapping, dancing, singing along, etc.)
3. Memorability/recognizability of the jam.
4. Broadness of the jam's appeal (e.g. a classical music fan headbanging to death metal).
5. The frequency of these responses based on repeated listening. A jam's rating may not be high at first, but may increase upon repeated exposure.
Due to the subjective nature of the jam scale, ratings can vary wildly from different sample groups. It is not recommended to pollute your own data with another group's, nor theirs with yours.
1. Verbal approval of the jam from the sample listening party.
2. Physical response to the jam (i.e. headbanging, toe-tapping, dancing, singing along, etc.)
3. Memorability/recognizability of the jam.
4. Broadness of the jam's appeal (e.g. a classical music fan headbanging to death metal).
5. The frequency of these responses based on repeated listening. A jam's rating may not be high at first, but may increase upon repeated exposure.
Due to the subjective nature of the jam scale, ratings can vary wildly from different sample groups. It is not recommended to pollute your own data with another group's, nor theirs with yours.
"Hey, I just found this sweet new track. I'd call it a 7-8 on the jam scale, but I'd have to get some numbers on that."
The Jam Scale by Chrenolda June 14, 2018
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The Jamz Effect
The Jamz Effect happens when an african descendant takes a high rank in a runescape guild. It will affect both the person with the effect and the clan this person is in. It is called so, because it first happened when a sudanese descendant who took Warlord rank Eruption of Pures guild.
What happens under the Jamz Effect? Check it bellow:
To the clan:
- Slumps from 100 to 50 man pulls;
- Loses F2P Preps to low tier clans, e.g. Rage;
- Teamspeak stays dead for most of the time;
- Members leaving left and right;
- Members being kicked for no reason;
- A medium of 6-12 channel hops will be done in a 2 hour trip;
To the person suffering the Jamz Effect:
- Goes completely psycho;
- Makes up false stories about how other ranks want to take his rank spot;
- Believes he is the reason his clan is winning fightes, when in reality it is their members's quality;
- Become a dictator and doesn't listen to anyone else;
- Beats own family members over little things such as a slice of pizza;
What happens under the Jamz Effect? Check it bellow:
To the clan:
- Slumps from 100 to 50 man pulls;
- Loses F2P Preps to low tier clans, e.g. Rage;
- Teamspeak stays dead for most of the time;
- Members leaving left and right;
- Members being kicked for no reason;
- A medium of 6-12 channel hops will be done in a 2 hour trip;
To the person suffering the Jamz Effect:
- Goes completely psycho;
- Makes up false stories about how other ranks want to take his rank spot;
- Believes he is the reason his clan is winning fightes, when in reality it is their members's quality;
- Become a dictator and doesn't listen to anyone else;
- Beats own family members over little things such as a slice of pizza;
That boy is getting crazy, I think he's suffering from the jamz effect.
That guild is slumping so hard, they're probably under the jamz effect right now.
That guild is slumping so hard, they're probably under the jamz effect right now.
The Jamz Effect by Demote Jamz June 10, 2018
The Joker
The iconic villain that symbolizes gamer oppression, the race of introverts that is more oppressed than any other minority group. The Joker is also used as a symbol to troll libtards epic style and representation of us living in a society.
Unepic libtard: I don't get what the deal is with Fortnite.
Str8 gangweeder: Omg my g*sh Fork Nife is the most epic game. I wouldn't expect you to know you're an fricking unepic libtard.
Unepic libtard: Wtf?
Str8 gangweeder: Well, you see, I'm a gamer. You may have heard of us through seeing our icon, the most epic lad who you call The Joker, but he's not that. He symbolizes true gamer oppression. Did you know this country was founded by killing millions of gamers? Under the unity of The Joker, all gamers will one day unite and come together to Make America Gangweed Again. Checkmate libtard.
Unepic libtard: You have autism.
Str8 gangweeder: Omg my g*sh Fork Nife is the most epic game. I wouldn't expect you to know you're an fricking unepic libtard.
Unepic libtard: Wtf?
Str8 gangweeder: Well, you see, I'm a gamer. You may have heard of us through seeing our icon, the most epic lad who you call The Joker, but he's not that. He symbolizes true gamer oppression. Did you know this country was founded by killing millions of gamers? Under the unity of The Joker, all gamers will one day unite and come together to Make America Gangweed Again. Checkmate libtard.
Unepic libtard: You have autism.
The Jaybooty
The Jaybooty is the most powerful, thicc, roundest and bootiful booty on earth. The Jaybooty is truly one of a kind. The best kind! Everyone wants the Jaybooty. Everyone blesses the Jaybooty. And most importantly, everyone needs the Jaybooty just as much as the Jaybooty needs the protecc. No implants, no need to do squats but I guess you could say that anyone who requires the Jaybooty is #BornThisWay
The Jaybooty is currently owned by someone who is probably not willing to give away the booty (especially not for free) and will forever protecc the Jaybooty from other horny boys and girls.
The Jaybooty is currently owned by someone who is probably not willing to give away the booty (especially not for free) and will forever protecc the Jaybooty from other horny boys and girls.
Narrator: And here we have the rarest booty amongst humanity.... The Jaybooty. Just look at how it jiggles.
The Jaybooty: *Twerks*
Narrator: ...... *dies*
The Jaybooty: *Twerks*
Narrator: ...... *dies*
The Jaybooty by JuicyB00ty04 July 17, 2018
The John Cena
The John Cena is when a girl is riding you, and you start to cum. She doesn't know as you are yelling as loud as you can "U can't c me"
I was fucking this shawty last night , she rode my dick like a wave pool. Sh started to orgasm just as I was cumming in her that. I gave her the John Cena and started yelling "U can't C me"
The John Cena by Dutch Bologna August 17, 2018