Urban Dictionary: Definitions by BoomBoomBoomIWantUInMyRoom

The Jihad

When you scream before blowing your load, only to disappoint the female with 2 cm3 of fluid.

I'm going to try out the Jihad on Susan.
You selfish Prick.

Merch

When your mother grabs her cane and shoves it up your ass and moves it, it's called a Tickling Buckler.

I heard bob got the Tickling Buckler.
Fucking faggot deserved it.

Merch

Imagine a michael myres but with extra moistness inside..

I was being chased by moisty myres
be grateful it wasn't michael

Merch

When you take your middle finger and jam it up a lion's ass and scream ROAR MUDDA FUCKA.

"I gave that piece of shit the Tiddly Winkler."
"Oh god."

Merch