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Waffle

To speak like you know what your saying but you are indeed clueless
(1)whos your favorite football player
(2)It's got to be Michael Jordan just the way he moves with the ball and his foot work

Person 2 is waffling

Waffle
by @hvhs_anime September 5, 2021
mugGet the Wafflemug.

Cupertino Waffle

A deviation from "Laptop Waffle".

When you take a poop on somebody's MacBook, and then close the cover on it, creating a waffle-iron type effect "Designed in Cupertino".
If you go on the YouTube one more time, I'm going to make you a cupertino waffle that even Tim Apple would be shocked of!
by heilschnaps May 15, 2023
mugGet the Cupertino Wafflemug.

Waffle Moment

When you feel the need to bully and make fun of other. Extreme dick to other people.
I feel the need to do a Waffle Moment to the person on discord
by anonymous September 7, 2021
mugGet the Waffle Momentmug.

Waffle Stomp

When you cant make it to the toilet while showering, so you just shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain
Guy 1: "I hit a waffle stomp the other day cause that burger I ate turned into a log the size of arizona and I couldn't hold it"

Guy 2: what in the actual fuck is wrong with you, man
by Cum dumpster megatron May 11, 2024
mugGet the Waffle Stompmug.

TWAT WAFFLE

Someone who is a terrible person and shouldn't be allowed to deal with the general public
Man Dee is being a complete twat waffle today, I can't believe her attitude.
by MJomes November 24, 2022
mugGet the TWAT WAFFLEmug.

cactus waffle

Something you call a guy that's being a dick.
Wow Andrew and Aidan are such Cactus Waffles !
by Giannaserafino July 16, 2014
mugGet the cactus wafflemug.

throwing Waffle's balls

A phrase used when someone likes to jump ahead of others
Teacher:*When was the 16th pre-
Student 1: ABRAHAM LINCOLN
Student 2: Bro stop throwing Waffle's balls.
by anonymous January 27, 2023
mugGet the throwing Waffle's ballsmug.

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