big ole snatch

A wide, gaping hole/wide mouth bass comparable to a woman’s vagina.

He gon’ park his 747 and raise a family in my big ole snatch.

by Deepfriedthoughtstho November 19, 2022

Lee King Snatch

When a male co-worker cream pies a cuckold's wife's vagina and the wife waits for her cuckold husband to come home and fall asleep before she empties the contents of her vagina into the cuckold's mouth.

After DJ cream pied Roanne's vagina, Roanne waited until her husband Lee went to sleep before emptying her Lee King Snatch into his mouth.

by General Robert E. Lee the 2nd April 17, 2023

Chow mein Snatch

When a 24 year old sham artist pretends to be asexual but tries to seduce every man in their radius.

"Michael, I don't want your Chow mein Snatch, I am a 31 year old man"

by kingwinstonluvr7 July 18, 2023

Baby Milk Snatcher

A person who gives blowjobs

My baby milk snatcher swallowed all of my nut milk

by guy from the twin cities September 28, 2023

ass slinging snatcher

Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.

“Yo, I was just walking alone and then the Ass Slinging Snatcher got me!”

by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023

ass slinging snatcher

Another name for the urban legend Big Dick Randy. Known colloquially as Slenderman’s “hood cousin”, he is known to dress like a grandma and snatch your candy and steal your ass.

“Yo, I was just walking alone and then the Ass Slinging Snatcher got me!”

by I.E.I. Industries November 27, 2023

Aunt B's Snatch

Another name for non-descript - party alcohol or mixed drink, either in the inexpensive or of an uncommon variety. These batches of liquor usually involve a picture of an animal, fruits or old people to attract their victims as they stroll through the liquor store. Besides Betty White, Aunt B is one of the most venerable "old lady's" around and one can imagine she would have a hooch stash behind the baked beans or baking soda for those special occasions. Snatch is similar sounding to "hooch" and this nomenclature adds a more comedic vibe to the drink...... if not rekindling the sexual fantasies of our great grandfather's youth while at the same time knocking the dust off a once was for sure a very vibrant and active young muffin.

The float down the Frio River was going great until I had polished off the last bit of Aunt B's Snatch and I busted my tube on a hidden underwater branch.

by goliwag February 23, 2024