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Reality show slut

An individual who eagerly and unashamedly yearns for reality shows. They often pop their cherry with a popular mainstream show (e.g., Survivor) only to be overcome with a strong insatiable craving for anything that resembles reality television. More often than not, they seek to satisfy themselves with marathon binge watching only to realize no amount of Jersey Shore brings them to completion anymore, so they inevitably begin experimenting with anything that fits their gaping TV pleasure hole available from the free section on the Roku channel.
"Brian is such a reality show slut! I want to stay for karaoke, but he said we have to leave the party in time for Vanderpump Rules at 8."
by Jimothy Longmont January 30, 2024
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(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook
Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity.
by Sexydimma March 21, 2014
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just watch the damn show

When your getting on someone’s nerves while they’re watching tv
Lil David : saying stupid shit

Bubba : JUST WATCH THE DAMN SHOW!!
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MuahLonnBexplosion show in little AMERICA doubjrag payback

A BEMMIMGFILM BY LBJ AS IN LONNIE BENNINGFIELD JUNIOR LBJAY MARCH 10TH 19EIGHTYNINE.
I invented and made and created muahlonnbexplosion show in little AMERICA doubjrag payback. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior LBJAY MARCH 10th 19eightynine.
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Show your favorite meme page your tits day

February 23rd is officially "show your favorite meme page your tits day". It's a day when people bare their breasts in appreciation for their favorite meme pages.
Oh wow it's "show your favorite meme page your tits day"! We should all show @memepage our tits!
by VirtualShaft February 23, 2024
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Unload, show clear

When you are on a USMC shooting range and have finiahed a drill your coach says this to tell you to clear all rounds from the chamber and take out a magazine if one is inserted. Alternitively, to bust inside a bitch and pull out so that your cock is "clear" of all semen
Sean "bro im gonna unload, show clear in her pussy"
Ryan " yeah do it for the culture"
by Naes218 May 31, 2018
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Freak Show Collectable

A collectable that should hold no value due to looking very bad. However, due to either a popularity with collectors/fans, limited production, and/or the sheer novelty of it, it becomes very sought after. With prices being fairly high given how crappy the collectable is.
Person 1: Hey, do you still have that fast food toy that looks defective?
Person 2: Yeah, but it's become a freak show collectable now. I might sell it for $400 or more online.
by WeegeeCool January 9, 2023
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