YouTube Shorts Kid

A kid that is addicted/too into YouTube shorts, and tends to say the newest (or reuploaded) memes out loud.

Person: “Hey, what’s up?”

Shorts Kid: *looking at phone* OMG HAHA SPINNING CHIP MEME *T-poses* 1 2 BUCKLE MY SHOEEEE 3 4 BUCKLE SOME MORE-

Person: Ugh, he is such a YouTube Shorts Kid.

YouTube Shorts Kid by Alexander_7777 June 14, 2023

wear the white shorts 

Staying away from home all night, esp. due to casual sex at someone else's house. From Australian Football League away uniforms: the 'away' playing team always wears white shorts.

Jane walks in the door at 11am.

Jane's housemate: (sly look) "So, did you wear the white shorts, then?"
Jane: "Shut up!"

wear the white shorts by rosiefantail September 28, 2008

Shart 

A fart that turns shitty

The dude sharted and left a spot on my couch when he was trying to make out with me. When I asked him to leave he had a huge wet stain on his ass..omg!!!

Shart by moowillie March 9, 2011

Sharticle blapping 

When a partial shart occurs whilst in the process of blapping.

Can't believe I partially sharted while I was blapping my mrs last nite!! Sharticle Blapping was such a shocker!

Sharticle blapping by Squapstars October 16, 2011

Shart Hound 

1.) Someone who has an uncanny ability to call people out for sharting

I didn't think anyone noticed when I sharted in class yesterday until that Shart Hound sitting two rows behind me called me out.

Shart Hound by Cunt Wizard December 9, 2014

shart house 

A restaurant, or fine eating establishment which begs you to question the risk/reward of their deliciousness of food vs. the time it takes for you to completely shit your pants after eating. "Shart Houses," usually refer to "Short Order," restaurants where the food is questionably prepared by often unsavory employees; however, the food tastes so good you don't care if you blow your o-ring and completely ruin your trousers.

Example 1: "Let's go eat at John's restaurant. That place is a REAL shart house."

Conversation:
Friend 1: "All that's open now is that shart house, John's."
Friend 2: "Fuck it, let's go."
Friend 1: "We can order a bowl rattler special."

shart house by ZT14 July 2, 2016

Shart Splart 

When you're wearing jockey briefs and you shart down each leg

I accidenatly did a shart splart while at the pub

Shart Splart by Fritzjim April 16, 2017