When your girl sticks a raw Koegel sausage in your butthole and wiggles it around until you orgasm. The acidity will make your ass feel like it's on fire but it's worth it if you can handle it because your ass will go numb and you will nut harder. The name derives from Flint, Michigan where there is a Koegel Sausage billboard right on I-75 near where all the roads are stacked on top of each other. If you've driven through Flint, you know what I'm talking about.

Ron: "My girl and I were getting kinky and she gave me the flint sausage fondler. DAMN I haven't felt that good in a long time."

Flint sausage fondler by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022

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BBQ sausage

When a guy sunbathes nude and his dick gets badly sunburnt

I went to the nudist beach you were telling me and got a BBQ sausage

BBQ sausage by 1 i Willie March 20, 2023

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Naughty Sausage

The name given to your significant other's penis when it won't get hard while you're trying to have sex.

"Honey, is your penis going to be a naughty sausage agian tonight."

Naughty Sausage by Caprisunnun June 17, 2023

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Canadian Sausage Twister

When a man is edged to the brink of completion and then just before the climax his shaft is vigorously twisted around until a tight seal forms at the base, leaving you with a fully loaded sausage

Did you hear about Gregg? He spent four days in the hospital after his girl tried the Canadian sausage twister on him.

Canadian Sausage Twister by Donkeypunch39 July 24, 2023

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