by lost and confused May 17, 2009
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Well let me explain this seemingly beautiful sensation that is love. Imagine getting hit in the chest my Mike Tyson(Prime Years) then getting kissed by Angelina Jolie all at the same time whilst getting a handy from Michael J Fox. You see, love is a feeling that you only feel whilst you are with the person for a few months then that feeling starts to dry up like a cheap lap dancer in Vagas, leaving you content although slightly disappointed.Let me enlighten you(pubescent girl) love, the real feeling not the one on TV or in the movies, love is boring. Love is putting up with shit, farts and missed dates. If you want to feel the love, the love in movies that has the leading man dying for the one he loves, then you have to break up with your other and see how that feels like. That feeling of loss is the real love that poets have been writing about for eons, that emptiness is love. I strongly suggest you take up masturbation if you want to spare yourself from that pain because god knows that the pain is in knowing that she has moved on and you are alone, in the dark, thinking only of her.Logically without the sentimentality; love is evolutions means of keep humans together for long enough to procreate. Simple rule,works a treat shame that it fades on average after 15 odd years of marriage around the age of 40 when your old and ugly and only a subscription to botex weekly can cure the scurge that is middle aged life.Get the gist, yet pumpkin.
Well let me explain this seemingly beautiful sensation that is love. Imagine getting hit in the chest my Mike Tyson(Prime Years) then getting kissed by Angelina Jolie all at the same time whilst getting a handy from Michael J Fox. You see, love is a feeling that you only feel whilst you are with the person for a few months then that feeling starts to dry up like a cheap lap dancer in Vagas, leaving you content although slightly disappointed.Let me enlighten you(pubescent girl) love, the real feeling not the one on TV or in the movies, love is boring. Love is putting up with shit, farts and missed dates. If you want to feel the love, the love in movies that has the leading man dying for the one he loves, then you have to break up with your other and see how that feels like. That feeling of loss is the real love that poets have been writing about for eons, that emptiness is love. I strongly suggest you take up masturbation if you want to spare yourself from that pain because god knows that the pain is in knowing that she has moved on and you are alone, in the dark, thinking only of her.Logically without the sentimentality; love is evolutions means of keep humans together for long enough to procreate. Simple rule,works a treat shame that it fades on average after 15 odd years of marriage around the age of 40 when your old and ugly and only a subscription to botex weekly can cure the scurge that is middle aged life.Get the gist, yet pumpkin.
Break up guy:I loved her man, I loved her so much.She was the love of my life.
Dude: Stop being such a pussy! GROW A PAIR AND LAY DOWN THE LAW ON SOME HOs, by which i mean go fuck, alot.
Break up guy: Ok, I will thanks dude you're the man. I will forget Becca, the little whore.
Dude: I know. Now go out a fucktiply. See what I did there multiply and fuck just had sex in my head and they made a new word.
Dude: Stop being such a pussy! GROW A PAIR AND LAY DOWN THE LAW ON SOME HOs, by which i mean go fuck, alot.
Break up guy: Ok, I will thanks dude you're the man. I will forget Becca, the little whore.
Dude: I know. Now go out a fucktiply. See what I did there multiply and fuck just had sex in my head and they made a new word.
by Liaserg July 6, 2010
Get the Love mug.No one can describe the word love. It's the best feeling in the world. Love leads to heartbreak. That's the worst feeling in the world. How can the best feeling in the world and the worst feeling in the world, mesh so well together?
by Weezy Wifey 93 August 12, 2009
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Love is that thing you feel just before everything goes wrong with the best person in your world. It's also just another filler for lack of a better word with no real meaning whatsoever that has become about as over used as cool, dude, like, fuck, and uh.
"Dude I found this girl whos like...uh, fuckin cool. I think I'm in love."
better way would've been...
"Nickalopolis today I have found the single biggest mistake of my entire life figuratively wrapped up with a bow and everything just waiting for me. I think I'll go kill myself with copious amounts of poisonus things so that I suffer just as much but die before the depression gets me. Good day sir"
better way would've been...
"Nickalopolis today I have found the single biggest mistake of my entire life figuratively wrapped up with a bow and everything just waiting for me. I think I'll go kill myself with copious amounts of poisonus things so that I suffer just as much but die before the depression gets me. Good day sir"
by Anti_Liar September 15, 2009
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Get the Love mug.The most passionate emotion. Also the most painful. An attraction to somene who "completes" you.
Mythical to many, but a select few are foolish enough still to believe.
Mythical to many, but a select few are foolish enough still to believe.
I'm so in love.
by Toboe~Chan December 27, 2009
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