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nick carpenter

incest redneck hickelberry
nick carpenter gave his cousin a rim job last right omg
by emosarah May 16, 2018
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Pubic Carpet Burn

When you rub your pubic hair against a surface, whether accidental or purposeful, and it causes a burning sensation.
Person 1: "I slid across the AstroTurf today and my shorts fell down, gave myself a Pubic Carpet Burn."
Person 2: "Sounds painful man."
by Irashmun September 24, 2018
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alfie carpenter

A person who is almost in every way perfect and is quite intelligent. Alfie carpenter is usually very likeable and is a very trust worthy person
Hey you know Alfie carpenter, who’s such a good friend
by OnlyUKknows November 19, 2018
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white-carpet treatment

That special "V.I.P." respect/honoring that you receive while strolling the beach with handfuls of tasty edibles, and have "accumulated" a whole undulating "ground-cover" of nibblets-seeking seagulls padding along behind you, watching for you to toss a morsel in their direction.
I always love getting the white-carpet treatment when I visit the seashore; I especially get a kick out of how each of the individual seagulls actually seems to be able to "distinguish" your gaze --- i.e., apparently each bird can actually discern if you are looking directly at him to indicate that he's been "chosen" to be fed next --- and so even a gull from the middle or back of the "carpet" of feather-brains will obligingly stretch out his beak and "open up wide", even before you toss the tidbit to him.
by QuacksO January 25, 2019
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Crusty Carpet

“Hey i use crusty carpet what about you
by Crusty011 March 17, 2019
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shrinkwrapping carpet

This one time with my girlfriend, I broke my nose shrinkwrapping her carpet.
She likes getting eaten out so hard, it's like shrinkwrapping carpet.
by qwrrty May 10, 2019
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The Carpechure Effect

Usually associated with memories or dreams of negatives emotions and physical sensations, and could be classified as a phobia named Charpaphobia
The Carpechure Effect being where a scenario (usually fictional) is so intense and incomprehensible that it can give almost anyone aware of said scenario severe paranoia of it happening in reality, and even the slightest similarity to that fictional situation and the current state in reality could send said person with phobia into a panic attack.
Nobody wants to experience The Carpechure Effect.
by ChillJammyTheEpic June 29, 2019
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