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Caetano

Caetano is the kind of guy who has a good heart and incredible personality hidden behind his shyness. Everyone has faults: The fault of a Caetano is not admitting that he has none; he is usually smart, handsome, funny, talented in whatever he sets out to do (draws well, plays guitar well). Once you meet him, falling in love is pretty easy - mainly because he's the one who doesn't mind supporting you when you feel awful. Just looking at him, he appears to have the best hug in the world. Caetano usually has the prettiest smile you've ever seen, even though his whole face is a spectacle. He descapible nerdy, but capable of showing love like no one else. You can make him shy by saying he's adorable or that he has a sexy belly. He's very cute, surreally attractive, extremely hot, insanely delicious. God bless the womb that generated that Caetano. The person who is with Caetano will be with the most beautiful and modest person in the place.
Caetano is so cute! I want to be his girlfriend.

She was already dating Caetano, but he didn't tell her because he's shy.
by yoshidancingtobraziliansong November 25, 2021
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Captain Hindisight

When an indian person tells you something totally obvious.
- I'm doing some renovations on the house and I just couldn't find a particular tool anywhere. Literally scanning the whole city this week and when I talked with Rajesh about that, he was like: "did you check the local hardware store"?

- Lol, classic Captain Hindisight
by newlhaz November 26, 2021
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Caphanne

Caphanne is a very wonderful girl to know she is hat as fuck and sweet, kind and caring always there for others.Stick up for family and friends.
Oh dude did you see that girl
yeah I did she is such a caphanne
by katrknk November 26, 2021
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captain candle day

Ethan: It’s captain candle day!
Jeff: I almost forgot
by captain candle January 22, 2022
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Captin

Not a captain. Likes to think they are though.
Keegan’s not a captain, he’s a Captin.
by Ricjamez January 31, 2022
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cantankerous prune

A fake community member in an NFT group who preaches smashing floors but ends up pumping bags instead.
PSA for the unaware - this dude runs organized pumps and socially bullies people into doing what's best for HIS bags. He's always been a cantankerous prune.
by YuriDCulus February 2, 2022
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Captain Banana Pants

Captain Banana Pants is Captain Underpants' twin brother who does not wear any underwear. His favorite child companions are Nooger and Harlot, and he fights crime in his pee pee.
by JeffyFanatic5000 January 5, 2022
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