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i candy

Looking at a naked girl from behind and on all fours the vagina and anus look like an “i”. Different from “eye candy” which is someone that is pleasing to the eye.
Look at the i candy in this picture
by pervertsquid February 10, 2022
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copper candy

The police handed out some copper candy to the bank robbers.
by Powerslug March 11, 2024
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candy crashing

the act of playing Candy Crush Saga before bed, until you are tired enough to sleep.
Ranika needed to pass level 65 of Candy Crush Saga, so she decided she'd spend her night candy crashing.
by KING OF CANDY CRUSH September 5, 2013
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CandyMan Candy

When you tip your waitress/server/bartender/baristas/maid/hooker in candy. Lots of it. From last Halloween/Christmas. And it’s Autumn.

Expired. And mushed at the bottom of the pile.

You’ve had candies like that before. IN SHAMEEEEEE.

#forShameeee #LionKing2 #icriedlikealittlegirl #thecandymanstrikesAGAINNN #takemycandyandrunplznty #bye
Don’t eat that CandyMan candy dude. That shit nastyyyy bro.

他妈的他嘛的她马的它骂 ¥500

I ate a CandyMan candy yesterday and now I’ve been getting the shits since second period. It’s dinner time fml.

Wanna do the CandyMan down at JJ Bean? I heard they have large tip jars..... Especially the one on the Drive.... BYOC

*Event created*

What’s your favourite candy?

Oh man prob Reese’s I’m be the CandyMan of the candy world. 🍭
by DragonflyOnAUni January 10, 2018
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narcissistic candy

An empathetic, SWEET & often incredibly sexy soul preyed upon, EATEN & exploited by a demonic narcissist(s).
Johnny Depp was utterly delicious narcissistic candy for that evil Amber bitch.
by DVonDiesel June 20, 2022
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Candy Alleys

A place that was in the original Candy Land but was scratched due to being “Highly suggestive” it would have been a place where elves and fairies go to exchange new and possibly illegal candies. It is commonly called the “Willy Wonka” alley as some of these candies sold there often can be described as “Similar to the strange and delectable treats that Mr. Wonka makes”. It is also known to have the highest rate of fairy snatchers and elf eaters in all of the mystical realm of Candy Land.
Aww dang it, I got stuck in the Candy Alleys and have been kidnapped by a fairy snatcher!
by AnInterestingWord October 16, 2023
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candy cane style

When you bend your dick like a candy cane when you fuck so you don’t nutt in her
I forgot my condoms so I fucked Sandy Candy Cane Style
by whyallnamestaken. March 25, 2019
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