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Definitions by skudge

urban dictionary 

1. a dictionary of slang.......rarely
2. a place for ironic, self-deprecating definitions such as this one
3. a place to bitch about "losers at school", rave about that girl/guy you fucked last night, diss other races or subcultures, etcetera
4. a place where people like myself bitch about the website yet use it all the time
5. a place where people who know what terms mean go to laugh at what other people think it means
1. dude: a guy or person
2. urban dic is GAY!
3. Roger: a gay fat loser who is gay gay gay
Black people: Dirty shitty nigger idiots
Goths: Gay fucking vampire wannabes who need to be shot
Sarah: A HOT BLONDE BITCH I BANGED!!
4. urban dictionary is so pointless!!!!
5. wow, these guys really think xinsertx means xinsertx thumbs down that shit
urban dictionary by skudge January 10, 2008

candygoth 

see goth, BUT add an upbeat outlook, more brightly-colored clothes (similar to candykids or cybergoths), and electronic music is preferred. Not exactly a seperate subculture, but a "happier" subgroup of gothic.
Foop: Yo man why is she wearing brightly colored clothing and listening to happy hardcore if she's a goth?
Poof: It seems they come in different flavors. That would be a candygoth.
candygoth by skudge January 10, 2008
the result of putting edgar allan poe in the blender with three dirty socks, a dead frog's penis, and a can of Raid.
gothic goth gothitude gothidaaaaaaaay
goth by skudge January 10, 2008

AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!!! 

The noise of anger, then choking, made by a man who is unable to hang himself correctly and then succeeds.
Edgar Allen Poe made this noise alot. AAAARRRRRGGGGLLLBLBLLBLBL!!!

wallet chain 

a fashionable usually long chain attached to a wallet to prevent theft. typicall yooked to the belt loop or pants somehow. sometimes worn strictly for fashion. popular in rocker, biker, punk, goth, and recently hip hop culture.
That wallet chain is very fashionable, but it also makes it so people can't pickpocket you.
wallet chain by skudge January 10, 2008
For the love of God, vampires are FICTIONAL!
If I see one more fucking "goth" retard on the internet claim to be a REAL VAMPYRE OMG OMG OMG I might explode.
Vampires are from folklore, mainly eastern european. During the Romantic period they became popular subjuects of art and fiction. As time passed, a subculture of RETARDS began to claim to be real vampires, mostly for attention form other pseudo-vampyric retards.
Vampirism is a real trait in some animals. They are not all nocturnal.
In folklore, people were believed to be "cursed" to come back as vampires if they displayed certain deformities in life.
sorry for the long def
Dracula from Bram Stoker's imagination is a vampire. He does not have the deadly aversion to sunlight introduced by later films, but he has superior strength, climbing ability, and stays alive by consuming human blood.
vampire by skudge January 9, 2008

homeboyt 

a casual term for a very cool individual who is a friend of yours. used almost exclusively by the "skundy" subculture, along with words such as "rag" for cool, "mutge", pronounced moot-geh or moot-ger for the Brits, which means "dude", and "skundy", meaning cool or fashionable.
Nilly is a skundy term for nothing or very little. Synonyms include roberdank....just kidding.
"What's up homeboyt?"
"Nilly, mutge, nilly. You?"
"Just keepin it skundy."
homeboyt by skudge January 9, 2008