money whale

Jack

Jack you money whale

by Datboiseb August 22, 2018

Web whale

A mobility scooter-obese woman who tries to find some sex by using Tinder as a means of hiding her bariatric condition.

"You remember I told you bout Debbie from Tinder? Turned out she was a damn web whale! "
" You're so desperately fat and deformed the only way you can get close to a sexual intercourse is from being a web whale."

by thisability November 2, 2018

Cocky whale

This phrase explaines a person who is really self-confident.

He is a really cocky whale and i hate him for this

by Martina_verte November 19, 2018

Beluga Whale

A term used for a guy that has a terrible hairline as well as a huge forehead

Have you seen Antonio he is a beluga whale

by Da Mantalope December 20, 2018

Tinder Whale

Typical fat girl who is on tinder trying to slob on your knob.

Tom: Joey you need some pussy
Joey: Yeah I'll probably just hit up a tinder whale

by Wildcard_5_ March 5, 2019

Chromo Whale

This was are first prototype for the make a wish foundation. It was an autistic sperm sold to all parents. Only one wanted a autistic fat ass but then they wanted to get an abortion but couldn’t because they were too poor. They tried to get an after birth diy abortion but there credit card was maxed out on gay roblox porn characters. They tried killing him by shooting him but missed and hit him in the leg. At his 8th grade dinner dance he smelled like a dead pig ejaculated all over itself. Later in his life he died from shooting himself in the dick to do a diy transgender surgery but bleed out and died

Why didn’t we have an abortion for The Chromo Whale.

by Rapelittlegirlswiththehead April 12, 2019

beluga whale feet

When you go on holiday to a hot country and drink too much booze your feet swell up like a beluga whale.

Bloody hell, it’s hot today... Look at my beluga whale feet.

by DanSatch June 22, 2019