nigger nap

A nigger nap is a way of sleeping while you are at work. It is when you go to the bathroom and sleep while standing in front of the urinal so that it looks like you are taking a piss. Be careful to not fall. Niger naps are not very comfortable or easy to accomplish but one is tired enough, one might be able to pull it off.

Hey James, I'm gonna go take a nigger nap. If the boss asks where I am, tell him I went to take a piss.

by Needles_Of_Agony November 10, 2007

nigger book

A book that contains all of the essentials to becoming the perfect nigger. This this is the bible of the african race.

Brandon Howarth asked me if he could by a nigger book off of me so he could become a bigger nigger.

by G-Ramma December 24, 2007

nigger jigger

one who plays with a black person

That dirty bitch is a goddamn nigger jigger!!

by big nigga nate February 25, 2009

nigger pie

watermelon, large green fruit, grows on vine and is cheap

The black person was eating nigger pie because its cheap and delicious.

by ChristoGP October 16, 2007

spic-nigger

a Mix of Spic and Nigger...A Latino with a Ghetto personality..a.k.a a ghetto black personality

Damn! Pedro's such a fuckin Spic-Nigger

by Nino B August 31, 2007

nigger wizard

A homeless African American man who wears a long coat and one or more hooded sweatshirts (hood up) in the middle of the summer, has long nappy dreadlocks and nappy beard, and walks with a cane. A perfect example of a nigger wizard can be seen year round walking the streets of downtown New Orleans.

Watch out! That nigger wizard will put a spell on you to make you give him 5 dollars!

by urbandictionarylogin April 2, 2010

Nigger Please

Nigger, Please! A phrase used occasionally by an affluent wealthy couple of 100 years (or so) ago wanting to purchase an african-american slave at the market.

Lady Catswold: "Oh Reginald, look at this one!"
Reginald: "Oh yes he's got such fine teeth! Very strapping too."
Lady Catswold: Reginald, w-we could breed him with Mammy!"
Reginald: "Oh yes, quite! Pardon me, good sir?"
Slave Wrangler Cletus: "Uh? What?"
Reginald: "Oh! Over here! Nigger Please."

by Nicholas Bernard November 15, 2006