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Little John Syndrome 

A syndrome commonly seen by prostitutes, whereby the John is unable to get arroused. If the prostitute is a high end well experience sex trade worker she will easily be able to isolate the psychological barriers preventing the John from attaining an errection and completing the service. However some prositutes may be forced into prostitution on the black market and are not experienced or highly intuitive and this may in some cases perpetuate little john syndrome indefinitely.
Anise experiences little john syndrome on a regular basis and soothes the John by feigning innocence to the johns issues at the john (aka crapper/pisser) and John's guilt and self-loathing for visiting her instead working and going home to his wife.

Lacuna experienced little john syndrome for the first time after Stanko brought her John into the motel room. When the John saw the disgust and fear in her eyes it served to perpetuate his little John syndrome.

little grom 

The child of an adult Southern-Californian surfer, usually referred as such by their father.
Seth: When we were smoking tea leaves behind someone's backyard, some 35-year-old told us to leave because "there are little groms here".
Caden: What the fuck
little grom by bigheadu September 5, 2016

little brown mushroom

When you release your load from your butt
little brown mushroom by Ethan Croke December 14, 2016

little cakes 

A girl with a small ass.
Guy 1: That girl got some big cakes, man!

Guy 2: Boi, what are you talking about, she got some little cakes!
little cakes by 7secretsongs October 29, 2017

little willie 

One of the first tanks ever made, was built and founded by Sir einston churchill in 1915 but failed due to it could not cross trenches during World War 1
Too bad that little willie was impractical that little fuckhead tank.
little willie by someww1geek November 27, 2017

little mushroom 

This is a sexual innuendo for reference to a man's erhmm member...in particular this refers to a rather downsized one at that.
Some people find as a reference to stoners or druggies, but in reality they aren't the smartest fucken cookie to think that...it is a new aged reference and is compliments of the innocent minded, dear friend...
Enjoy this new an innovated word
Aw he has such a little mushroom, poor guy, oh well what he lacks in character he makes up for in personality...