Human Bowling

That thing where you throw an actual bowling ball at 10 midgets and see how many you can knock over

Brad: “Yo Chad we just trapped the last midget we need for Human Bowling. You coming over later?”
Chad: “Yeah man. You want me to bring the ball with the nails we put in it?”

by Futt Bucker69 September 26, 2020

Human Red Carpet

A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go

“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”

by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020

Human

"Mistakes" in one word.
No one is perfect.

Is the Among Us imposter an Human or he is actually an alien??

by notweirddude October 4, 2020

Human centipede

When a man wears a strap on backwards and penetrates two women from the front and behind.

We formed the human centipede last Friday and my hips still hurt.

by anonymous October 7, 2020

Humanitarian Warfare

Mass murder conducted "with the best of intentions for the people we choose to bomb", typically by the western powers.

"this humanitarian warfare is necessary to secure profits... Umm... I mean freedom, for the people we are about to bomb" - Joe Biden

by Wypipo whisperer October 18, 2020

Humanchacha

Humanchacha is a slach for the "Old man"

The future is now Humanchacha

by Röstkartoffel October 22, 2020

humanchacha

A slang for "Old man"

The future is now Humanchacha

by Röstkartoffel October 22, 2020