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green freckles

While laying back and receiving a blow job, you raise your legs and fart in the face of whoever is sucking you off, spattering their face with feces. Works especially well if you have a case of nasty diarrhea.
I had three burritos for lunch, and then that night she went down on my junk - perfect timing to give her green freckles.
green freckles by Ant630 November 16, 2007
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Green Pilled 

Falling under the ideological sway of the Twisted Clown Prince of Crime, Joker.
I think Tyler was green pilled by Joker. He keeps chuckling to himself about how everyone laughs at him for different, not realizing that he laughs at them because they are all the same.
Green Pilled by FHJ October 2, 2019

Green Eggs and Ham

When you diarrhea your pants and cover your own balls with feces.
Jeff went camping this weekend and unfortunately had green eggs and ham on his hike.

Green Top 

A term in which language nerds use to refer to something absolutely meaningless
“Shut up! You’re a green top
Green Top by 500years June 19, 2019

Green Bay Packers 

The best team to root for in the world! We're strugguling now, but we still have Brett. We hate the Lions, Vikings, and Bears. Their fans are just jealous.
The Green Bay Packers are commin back. I'm not worried.

Green Tree Cult

A group of people that hangs out by the tree in the Frank Hurt parking lot. Given its name by Mr. Nichols after a flying apple hit the car next to his. Also referred to as the "peanut gallery" by Ms. (Mr.?) Murdoch.
"The green tree cult hangs out by the tree."
Green Tree Cult by HOMOERIKYO!!! October 17, 2003

green rich 

somebody who fails to have any consideration for any other colour in the world other than various shades of green (or any colour) and only wears one colour. see also rich nash and gay rich
look, he's green rich again, i wish he would wear other colours!
green rich by chode boy January 27, 2005