Golden retriever

1. Type of dog, usually a bit wild but wholesome, a bit dumb, but nice

2. Someone who has the personality of a golden retriever, as stated above what that is

Friend 1: "Wow Brandon is so chaotic and nice"
Friend 2: "Yeah, he is such a Golden retriever"

by Games_Much February 6, 2023

Golden Wind

The simultaneous action of urinating while ripping ass hard enough to turn the stream into a fine mist

Ive heard of a golden shower... but a golden wind requires some special talent

by AzureFish February 21, 2025

Golden

golden
noun and or verb
ie; a wet shart that can be heard miles away, usually by someone named aubree
ie; a certain teacher in 7th grade somewhere in New Jersey

“Your very golden, Emma.”

“Thank you Hadley.”
“I meant the shart.”
“I know.”

by heiheigolden April 12, 2022

Golden Chowder Chowdown

When a woman fills her vagina with clam chowder and while the man eats the chowder she urinates.

He asked me if he could do a golden chowder chowdown

by Plutarchheavensbee62 June 28, 2023

Golden Five

To do a Golden Five you should do the following, preferably at the same time:

1. Ejaculate
2. Pee
3. Poop
4. Vomit
5. Bleed

- We went on a surprise visit to Big T but he wasn't home so we did a Golden Five in his bed instead, it was awesome!

by Leukemias September 29, 2010

golden toaster

what merritt uses to hack kahoot and fanschool.
and also is apprently hes new phone?

merritt i swear to glob stop using the toaster to hack i will break it again. the golden toaster will be hid

by i am a threat October 15, 2018

Golden Biscuit

A golden biscuit is something that is perfect just like a golden biscuit.

My girlfriend is such a golden biscuit I don't know why she fell for me.

by ima_tell_the_world May 26, 2023