Fart Dick

the act of holding back a fart and the backpressure of the gases get pushed back in and you get an erection.

i was tryna hold a fart back while kissing my girl and i got Fart Dick

by TurtleKing69420 November 26, 2020

Fart as hell

An slang way of saying something is ridiculous/ridiculously bad, similar to the phrase "____ as hell."

Person 1: Did you hear about that guy who thought it was okay to like child porn?
Person 2: Yeah! That was fart as hell dude!

by minnicle August 31, 2020

brain fart

momentary mental lapse as when you see someone familiar but forgot their name the instant you were going to say hello

Lover 1 Susan: Oh John that was sooo good!

Lover 2 John: Ohhh yeah, uh, rats I just had a brain fart. Damn what's your name again?

by no1sandman August 1, 2010

hot fart

The release of hot stink from the anus witch may cause some ring sting, the feeling of acid eating the inner lining of your shitta followed by the relaxing sensation of relief.

"I need to do a hot fart"
"aww that was a ring stinger but wat a relief, i think i need to do a runny hot shit"
"go squirt one out then"
"it feels like hell wants to come outta my ass hole, after this i'm gonna need to have a shower to wash the shitty acid outta my ring hole"

by sean the wise September 8, 2006

tire fart

When your biking and your front tire rubs up against the person in front of you's back tire causing a sound similar to a fart.

Haha! Did you hear that tire fart?

by hewhosubmitswords September 9, 2009

Fart class

An exceedingly easy University/College/High school class in which the hardest part of the class is to hold in your farts during lectures.

Dude I got an A+ on my Underwater basket weaving class without cracking a book. What a Fart class!

by Roachey15 September 28, 2009

bird fart

A smelly quiff

BE CAREFUL! OR THE MS. WILL DROP A BIRD FART ON YOUR HEAD!

by michellefrryan February 1, 2009