flatulynched

When you fart so bad it causes Someone to choke.

Cody totally flatulynched me last night.

by Cannabis the wonder dog September 11, 2016

flatumigated

Fumigating a room with flatulence.

I am so gassy. I totally just flatumigated that restaurant.

by ChewbaccasUglyBrother May 26, 2017

flatlining

The act of leeting one's heart stop (flatlining) only to be brought back from death with CPR.

My hobby is flatlining.

by chocolock June 16, 2017

flatuchance

The chance that you may have an uncontrollable fart in a social situation

I had to leave the room as I sensed that flatuchance was about to occur

by Issyrph September 8, 2017

Flatubating

Is when you are going to town on yourself and randomly start to fart but continue to masturbate anyway.

Ex 1. Yo, I was so gassy last night but I needed to relieve some stress and I ended up flatubating.

by BKSN October 3, 2017

Flattatizm

A woman that has small Breast or a man with a small penis

Zach suffers from flattatizm, poor guy.

by Mike hunt mcnally October 27, 2017

Flathead

A derogatory term for a believer in the flat-earth “theory”

Why don’t those flatheads find the edge of the planet and jump off of it?

by KyleMerovin December 22, 2017