flatuchance 

The chance that you may have an uncontrollable fart in a social situation

I had to leave the room as I sensed that flatuchance was about to occur

flatuchance by Issyrph September 8, 2017

Flatugrance. 

A bad smelling fart that lingers around you for a period of time, almost like a fragrance.

"i knew by the look on her face, she had smelt my Flatugrance."

Flatugrance. by Cotsy December 6, 2013

flatuglance

The look that someone gives another person when they pass gas in public.

Dude, Rachael totally farted today during class, so I flatuglanced her.

flatuglance by SoccerGoddess920 November 6, 2007

flatuglance

The face you make to assure others that you were not responsible for the fart in the room.

I didn't hear anything, but Michaels flatuglance took him off the list.

flatuglance by umbepo June 6, 2007

flatulance

A Norman medieval weapon that was popular for a short time. It consisted of a hardened spear forged with an inner core of rancid anal vapor. If a foe managed to defeat a knight and break his spear, the encased, aged vapors were designed to bring him to his knees. The weapon lost favor when armies began invading Mediterranean countries where the stench from the B.O. overpowered the soured vapors.

"How 'bout if I break that flatulance off in your ass, Nigga?!"

flatulance by Larry Sanders December 15, 2004

Flatulance

An emergency vehicle that arrives to aid you up after being run over by a steamroller.

Call the flatulance, Saoirse has been run over again.

Flatulance by CaptainRooster8 April 11, 2022