The point in a romantic relationship at which one person farts in the other's presence for the first time. Clearing the fart hurdle can be a very awkward, humorous, and/or freeing moment for either person in the relationship.
Example 1:
Man thinking to himself: "Dude you've got to clear the fart hurdle soon. She's really cool and you don't want to blow it, but these stomach pains are really uncomfortable."
Example 2:
Woman: fffffft
Man: What was that?
Woman: What? Nothing!?
Man: Did you just fart?
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Says nothing, but thinks to himself: "Thank God. Finally. I'm free."
Man thinking to himself: "Dude you've got to clear the fart hurdle soon. She's really cool and you don't want to blow it, but these stomach pains are really uncomfortable."
Example 2:
Woman: fffffft
Man: What was that?
Woman: What? Nothing!?
Man: Did you just fart?
Woman: Yeah.
Man: Says nothing, but thinks to himself: "Thank God. Finally. I'm free."
by doublepepperoni November 21, 2013
Get the fart hurdle mug.An eggnog fart is a fart so rich and fragrant that it’s reminiscent of the Christmas food and beverages you have been consuming in excess. Can precede or follow the traditional Yule toilet log. which is another by-product of Christmas indulgence.
We were opening presents when my grandpa ripped off a big ol eggnog fart and cleared the entire room! He even put the dog to shame!
by Zozothecat December 24, 2019
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Get the Imposter Fart mug.momentary mental lapse as when you see someone familiar but forgot their name the instant you were going to say hello
Lover 1 Susan: Oh John that was sooo good!
Lover 2 John: Ohhh yeah, uh, rats I just had a brain fart. Damn what's your name again?
Lover 2 John: Ohhh yeah, uh, rats I just had a brain fart. Damn what's your name again?
by no1sandman August 1, 2010
Get the brain fart mug.The release of hot stink from the anus witch may cause some ring sting, the feeling of acid eating the inner lining of your shitta followed by the relaxing sensation of relief.
"I need to do a hot fart"
"aww that was a ring stinger but wat a relief, i think i need to do a runny hot shit"
"go squirt one out then"
"it feels like hell wants to come outta my ass hole, after this i'm gonna need to have a shower to wash the shitty acid outta my ring hole"
"aww that was a ring stinger but wat a relief, i think i need to do a runny hot shit"
"go squirt one out then"
"it feels like hell wants to come outta my ass hole, after this i'm gonna need to have a shower to wash the shitty acid outta my ring hole"
by sean the wise September 8, 2006
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Get the Bruh Fart mug.That cute little fart that sounds like a single note from a clarinet. It's powerful yet controlled and is pleasing to listen to. Clarinet farts make you and everyone in your surroundings feel musical and classy.
Stacy didn't feel embarrassed about her clarinet fart in the grocery store because the crisp, clear C sharp made everyone feel like they were at the orchestra.
by e-rock April 3, 2015
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