Facebook University 

An institution of higher misinformation that has gained a great number of students at the onset of COVID-19 in March 2020.

Graduates of this prestigious institution of misinformation always claim to have multiple degrees demonstrating their commitment towards above average standards of research. Prominent educators at this institution include but are not limited to Tucker Carlson, Laura Inghram and Ben Shapiro.

Graduates of FU are known to make regular appearances at supermarkets, School Boards, Insurrections, and mask protests.

Fuck your feeling and your safety. Covid is a hoax, I know because I've done my research at Facebook University.

Facebook University by G6rider October 30, 2021

Facebook Whore 

A person who (1) leaves facebook's home page on the computer 24/7. or (2) Checks facebook everytime the individual has a chance. This person most likely has facebook mobile, updates pictures, posts wall messages like crazy and is constantly in the know to what friends are doing. In short terms lives life through facebook.

You are such a facebook whore, you update your status constantly.

Facebook Whore by J E Castaneda December 25, 2008

Facebook Poking 

A way to say hi to your Facebook friends. When you poke someone they get a notification that says "**** poked you!"

-Brandon keeps Facebook poking me. What does that mean?
-He's just saying hi.

Facebook Poking by huliamayonnaise December 16, 2014

Facebook poke 

When you click the poke button on facebook and poke a friend usually a female friend, Most of the time the guy would be thinking "yeah she wants me" but the girl plays the guy at the game and draws him to her to fcuk him over in the end and make him look a jerk

Guy 1:"Lisa keeps poking me on facebook"
Guy 2:"Dude she wants you man"
Guy 1:"You serious"
Guy 2 :"Yeah dude poke? she wants to poke you man like she wants to sit on your willy"

Guy 1:"(Sends lisa a pm message) Hey I see you've been poking me your DTF?

Lisa:DTF?Down to fcuk?Errr piss off you sleazebag I was only having a poke war game just because I poke you doesn't mean I want to have sex with you

Lisa's facebook status:I've deleted that asshole now,He thinks because I facebook poked him I wanted to poke him in real life

Facebook poke by Harry69 March 8, 2011

facebook vomiting 

Facebook vomiting refers to the act of regurgitating comments, status updates, messages, posts, notes and other items on facebook. This is most likely to occur in a drunken state or the hangover aftermath. It is often characterized by misspelled words and comments that leave the recipient in a state of confusion.

Erica must be drunk. She has been facebook vomiting all night.

facebook vomiting by god the sun. July 30, 2009

facebook baby 

the product or a facebook rumor concerning two people messaging often, leading to suspicion that they are dating.

John: Did you hear about Eric and Lizzie on Facebook?

Sarah: No, what happened?

John: They've been on each others walls so much, it seems like they're having a facebook baby

facebook baby by GandalftehWhite March 8, 2009

Facebook Fairy 

A sleazeball loser that tries to lure women into a relationship through Facebook by convincing them he is a good guy.

OMG, that Bob turned out to be such a Facebook Fairy. He had Bonnie ready to marry him until she saw him working the drive through at McDonald's.

Facebook Fairy by Big Daddy Hedgehog January 21, 2009