Matt, the blond douche on TMZ

The person whose ass i would most like to kick on a daily basis. I don't know him personally but, i am irritated by his galactic ignorance and narcissism. People that have a public forum such as TMZ and open their mouths whenever possible, whilst failing to realize they are idiots, chap my hide something fierce and make me violent.

TMZ is a guilty pleasure of mine. I watch mainly to see and hear the on-air employees display their lack of wit and knowledge. The group consists of various,dimwitted, 20-somethings, but their undisputed king is "Matt, the blond douche on TMZ."

by Jessica Alba ex-mexican December 1, 2010

bloodhound gang

A good band, who have tons of great songs besides the one everyone heard on the radio. Some are just too stupid to look into more than the radio though.

the bloodhound gang are a hell of a lot funnier than that stupid ass homestar runner strong bad shit will ever be

by cock June 28, 2003

Bloody sake

A combination of "fucks sake" and "bloody hell". Used to express fury or exasperation at a situation without swearing.
Esp. when young childeren are present or one just strives for originality.

Originally bellowed by accident in a fit of profound rage.

Bloody sake! Somebody shut that baby up!

by Samuel P. J. Nicholls, Thomas F. Harman January 11, 2009

bloodfart

The unfortunate spackling of bloody pooh in ones underwear when attempting to pass gas. This is generally caused by being anally penetrated on a regular basis by large hairy men with names like Bruce or Greg.

Poor old Zink could not finish playing Trivial Pursuit, as he had inadvertantly let a bloodfart, completely soiling the insides of his skivvies. He was secretly relieved, however, as he was losing terribly, as usual.

by Anonymous May 24, 2003

Bloody Sundae

When a female does not flush the toilet after she has just taken a dump, pissed and menstruated. Normally occurs in places like dorm bathrooms, public restrooms and portable toilets.

"Ugh. Don't go in that stall, someone left a Bloody Sundae in there..."

by feelingsillynow March 5, 2012

Bloody Trumpet

N: Fellatio from the girl you had intercourse with while she was on the rag.

Good God, what's on Rebecca's face? Crap, did she give Eddie a bloody trumpet again?!

by Austin Pealy June 18, 2014

bloody nips

When you wear a scratchy shirt so you have to tape your nips then wear a bigger shirt or an under shirt or any kinda shirt that dosent touch your nips

I went out for a 5k run and forgot to tape so i now have bloody nips

Dude look at Steve's shirt he's got a Case of bloody nips

by dsynyster24 July 22, 2014