shit bean 

someone from oregon. totally replaceable with oregonian, oregoner, oregonite, oregano, and shitbean.

1-man, dude, ponch is such a fucking shitbean. look at the shit bean over there, being all shitbeany.
2-oregon is full of shitbeans.
3-'shitbean'. hahahahah.

shit bean by pe to the ter January 26, 2005

full bean 

to do something at maximum force with minimal care for everyone's well-being.

it's full bean keg season.

we have to race on dead man's curve....full bean.

i'm going full bean tonight.....i'm going to do enough coke to put me in the hospital.

full bean by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Coffee Bean 

Small toddler of the African American descent. Usually hairless and of ambiguous nature. Always smiling ready to land every last dunk, and can pitch fits with power that squares the mighty force of a tsunami. They are frequently seen alone but often in pairs at either side of their guardian (eg: Grandma, Aunt Wanda, or various Foster Homes. They are the balance in life which creates vivid understanding of our future as humans. Especially when under the influence of drugs or alcohol these "coffee beans" can appear to be developing tools of nature.

1. Watch out! The Coffee Bean has made it to close to the train tracks!

2. Awww, that cute little coffee bean, its eyes light up like chocolate covered raisins.

3. It looks like shes gone and had another coffee bean.

4. Whats really in that coffee beans diaper?

5. Whats that coffee bean doing out after curfew?

6. Watch how quick that coffee bean scales those steps.

Coffee Bean by Jesus of Nazareth King of Kings April 26, 2006

Roll that beautiful bean footage 

The act of tongue lapping the clitoris

Man, Im gonnna take your mom home and "roll that beautiful bean footage."

Roll that beautiful bean footage by Andy October 6, 2004

mung bean

An ignorant person or person of low intelligence. (mental capacity of a mung bean)

Those mung beans who sit in their cars for two hours each way to work should stop complaining and catch a train.

mung bean by Matt Bowden January 2, 2006

wing bean 

A wing bean could be a person who is stupid,silly,gullible,buster,or a punk.

Ashley is a "wing bean" for slipping down the stairs.

wing bean by JayVee A.k.A Jay'Habbit July 30, 2006

Mr.Bean Special 

The asexual act of putting raw oysters inside of a woman's Vagina. The Oysters are left inside over night. Tapeing the vaginal lips is often neccesary to ensure that the oysters stay put. Once the woman wakes up, her sexual partner eats all of the oysters out using nothing but his mouth.

Jonathan: How was your honeymoon?

Lenny: Most of it was good, but flaura made me give her a Mr.Bean special, so I was sick for the remainder of the honeymoon.
Jonathan: That's sick.

Mr.Bean Special by RussianSexMachine November 26, 2014