May 1
May 1 by Xvideoscommunity April 30, 2019
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Sexmachine 1.0
A description applied to a certain person who deserves to be held in extremely high regard by all for their computer skills, lack of lateral thinking ability, enthusiasm for mathematics, and being inordinately cute and cuddly. Seriously. Usually has a fantastically monotone voice.
1) Sexmachine 1.0 just schooled me in the proper coding of hit detection in Marcromedia Flash 8. I am in awe at his masterful knowledge. And cuddliness.
2) I handed Sexmachine 1.0 a particularly illogical lateral thinking puzzle today during class... he went insane -- started gnawing on my leg. I had to stroke his back for 2 whole minutes before he let go.
2) I handed Sexmachine 1.0 a particularly illogical lateral thinking puzzle today during class... he went insane -- started gnawing on my leg. I had to stroke his back for 2 whole minutes before he let go.
Sexmachine 1.0 by Not Pechvarry November 12, 2006
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December 1 by Theslap.com November 17, 2019
2 Girls 1 Cup
2 Girls 1 Cup is a perfect example of today's declining morals in society.
The video itself involves two women who are caressing each other's bodies, and then, it happens, one of the girls takes a massive dump, into a cup, then both of the women start consuming the feces.
At this point most viewers of the video can't think it can get much worse. They couldn't be much farther from the truth.
Shortly after consuming the shit the two women start vomiting. They are not only puking the poo out, but they are puking the shit right back into each other's mouths, or back in the cup.
The final part of the video concludes with the two bitches reconsuming the partially digested feces/vomit mixture.
The video itself involves two women who are caressing each other's bodies, and then, it happens, one of the girls takes a massive dump, into a cup, then both of the women start consuming the feces.
At this point most viewers of the video can't think it can get much worse. They couldn't be much farther from the truth.
Shortly after consuming the shit the two women start vomiting. They are not only puking the poo out, but they are puking the shit right back into each other's mouths, or back in the cup.
The final part of the video concludes with the two bitches reconsuming the partially digested feces/vomit mixture.
2 Girls 1 Cup by TJM91 January 26, 2009