Dick Mitton

A male condom

Sorry Sally, I forgot to put my dick mitton on last night. You might want to get a pregnancy test.

by Tilt25 July 29, 2016

Duck Duck Dick

Playing duck duck goose but instead of using you hand to touch their head you use you dick

Hey guys, let’s play Duck Duck Dick

by SHR1MPER July 9, 2023

wanker's dick

Noun. When a piece of tissue is stuck to the knob of a penis. Commonly as a result of careless masturbation and/or cleaning up after sexual intercourse.

Girl: what's that on your dick?

Guy: ahhh... i was having a fiddle before i saw you
Girl: oh I've heard of that! Wanker's dick!

by sex kitten 69 August 21, 2016

Dick

Someone who is an extremely rude person

Ryan the dick went to play football

by Lilalovesryan February 16, 2022

Dick to cooch ratio

When you are with people and there is an equal amount of dick to pussy.

Damn Thomas the dick to cooch ratio is perfect

by Bakey Jakey September 27, 2020

suck-a-nigga-dick

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"yo"
"suck-a-nigga-dick"

by green fuck niggas March 8, 2024

Dick worker

my hand.

my hand is working my dick very well
Such a great dick worker

by Lamp stick light October 3, 2019