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Forget-Me-Not-Dick

When a girl needs a dick to forget about another dick.
Sydney just needs a Forget-Me-Not-Dick so she can forget about Chad.
by ThatOneWeirdGuy57 February 15, 2025
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Leifs massive dick

DAMMMM YOUR DICK IS AS BIG AS LEIFS MASSIVE DICK
by leifs massive dick February 18, 2025
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sleeper cell dick

When a normal or below average looking dude has a hella’ dick and knows how to use it. It must be both big in size and a great fuck to meet the requirement.

See also: sleeper cell fuck, when the dick just isn’t impressive.
Holy shit, Johnny is a total sleeper cell dick. That thing had to be at least 7” girth and god damn did it scrape all the right places.
by Girthmiester February 27, 2025
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Bigass Nigga Dick

Just some big nigga shit yall will never understand
Yall are bigass nigga dicks
by milk jar March 8, 2025
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Schrödinger's Dick

Schrödinger's Dick: When someone mentions there cock size as a range for example 5-6 inches: their penis is in a quantum superposition in which is it simultaneously a range of sizes from 5 inches to 6 inches until observed with scale.
Example of Schrödinger's Dick Theory

Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.
by oliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 12, 2025
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That Indian Street Dick

1: A comparison in Would You Rather to make your friend say something out of pocket.
2: An absolutely nasty penis that is hairy and has never been washed.
Person 1: Would you rather suck that indian street dick or get circumsized by lebron james's two front teeth?
Person 2: Gotta go with the Indian Street dick, honestly.
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