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When a normal or below average looking dude has a hella’ dick and knows how to use it. It must be both big in size and a great fuck to meet the requirement.
See also: sleeper cell fuck, when the dick just isn’t impressive.
See also: sleeper cell fuck, when the dick just isn’t impressive.
Holy shit, Johnny is a total sleeper cell dick. That thing had to be at least 7” girth and god damn did it scrape all the right places.
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Get the Bigass Nigga Dick mug.Schrödinger's Dick: When someone mentions there cock size as a range for example 5-6 inches: their penis is in a quantum superposition in which is it simultaneously a range of sizes from 5 inches to 6 inches until observed with scale.
Example of Schrödinger's Dick Theory
Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.
Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.
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2: An absolutely nasty penis that is hairy and has never been washed.
2: An absolutely nasty penis that is hairy and has never been washed.
Person 1: Would you rather suck that indian street dick or get circumsized by lebron james's two front teeth?
Person 2: Gotta go with the Indian Street dick, honestly.
Person 2: Gotta go with the Indian Street dick, honestly.
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