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fix my posture

shocked

something so shocking that u have the physical reaction to show it
“This comment made me fix my posture.”
“I couldn’t believe what she was saying I had to fix my posture
by urdreamgirl August 24, 2023
mugGet the fix my posturemug.

im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat

a term for when you want to jack the fuck outta your um how do i say this you may call it you bizz your donkey your bush with a branch or if your weird you say cock
person 1:yo bro can i borrow your phone so i can watch xx- i mean call mom
person 2: uhhh sure?
person 1: man im bouta beat the SKIN off my meat
by nigger\nigga\negro May 5, 2023
mugGet the im bouta beat the SKIN off my meatmug.

christmas in my mouth

When santa cums in a girls mouth instead of coming down the chimney. Santa slides down your throats instead of the chimney.
Last night was a crazy Christmas Eve party. I think I experienced Christmas in my mouth because my mouth was nasty and Clayton sure didn't get anything from me.
by Frenado Alvarado January 7, 2017
mugGet the christmas in my mouthmug.

i wanna throw my box on him

by 춤추는수면 September 15, 2022
mugGet the i wanna throw my box on himmug.

fo shizzle my nizzo

For Sure my "nigger"(not offensive way). Used to avoid being counted as bad word.
by Masta debata September 15, 2003
mugGet the fo shizzle my nizzomug.

My egg roll

Ur my egg roll
by Trump will find fraud August 12, 2021
mugGet the My egg rollmug.

raid my cupboard

Stealing your friends load when he's trying to give his girlfriend a facial during a threesome involving you.
I was about to give her a nice pearl necklace during our three way, but my friend tried to raid my cupboard for himself.
by NasT4U May 23, 2023
mugGet the raid my cupboardmug.

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