In reference to a pointed log in a water way that rises and lowers above and below the surface of the water in an unpredictable manner.
Look out for the Wizard Dick two bends upstream.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.
That Wizard Dick was sticking up in the morning and just below the surface in the afternoon.
I didn’t even see that Wizard Dick until I was pulling it out of my impeller.
by Creeky Joints July 28, 2024
Get the Wizard dickmug. “Hey dude, I found a dick wad laying in my mom’s bedside drawer. They were still twitching and it freaked me the fuck out”
by emo mf April 9, 2022
Get the Dick Wadmug. by Willthebillpvok September 21, 2022
Get the Tender Dickmug. 1. When a woman refuses her anatomy but will merely accept friction between denim, often causing a jean boner.
Some who experience this sensation report "blue balls" and/or 1/8th of orgasm.
2. When you don't get to go all the way with the girl you're hooking up with
Some who experience this sensation report "blue balls" and/or 1/8th of orgasm.
2. When you don't get to go all the way with the girl you're hooking up with
by DontQ April 20, 2016
Get the Denim dickmug. When a man resorts to weird child like behavior to attain attention from his spouse by being negative, dismissive, or in his feelings.
Grown men giving childish behavior to gain his woman’s attention. Instead of using his adult mind to convey his needs.
A man that suddenly acts out of social norms in retaliation to not liking what a woman does
Ie. A man condemning you playfully for wearing something revealing
When you rell a man that you’re not interested and he tries to apply pressure to change your mind.
When a man brings you the same energy from his last relationship into his new relationship
Ie. Treating all women the same and not trying to learn his spouse needs
Grown men giving childish behavior to gain his woman’s attention. Instead of using his adult mind to convey his needs.
A man that suddenly acts out of social norms in retaliation to not liking what a woman does
Ie. A man condemning you playfully for wearing something revealing
When you rell a man that you’re not interested and he tries to apply pressure to change your mind.
When a man brings you the same energy from his last relationship into his new relationship
Ie. Treating all women the same and not trying to learn his spouse needs
Joe is really giving off Weird Dick Energy always handling his disagreements with Jane like a three-year-old.
It’s crazy how much Jane begs Joe to take her out on dates, but every weekend he starts an argument being real WDE so they don’t end up going nowhere .
Joe weird dick energy ass met J at the strip club and now picks on her for being a stripper
Dudes be on some weird dick energy. Whenever you tell a man I’m not interested he will you so pretty your ass to death.
It’s crazy how much Jane begs Joe to take her out on dates, but every weekend he starts an argument being real WDE so they don’t end up going nowhere .
Joe weird dick energy ass met J at the strip club and now picks on her for being a stripper
Dudes be on some weird dick energy. Whenever you tell a man I’m not interested he will you so pretty your ass to death.
by FrankE July 7, 2022
Get the Weird Dick Energymug. by Big Booty Shaker 69 April 5, 2017
Get the mustard dickmug. 